2006-09-21 06:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by jonny d 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Miss Mars is behind Bars
Miss Venus grew a Penis
Miss Jupiter got Stupider
Miss Uranus speaks for itself
Miss Neptune is a goon
Miss Saturn got a bad burn
2006-09-21 07:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by KittyMarthaPoo 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I'm wondering the same thing. I mean, anyone who's read Edgar Rice Burroughs knows that martian princesses are way hotter than any terrestrial women. I think the american government must be deliberately skewing the votes.
2006-09-21 13:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because people of earth never invite the beautiful ladies from other planets.
2006-09-21 13:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Due to the length of travel time they would be old women by the time they got here and dead by the time they got home.
2006-09-21 13:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we haven't found anyone from other planets
to dress up and enter the swimsuit contest!
Helloooooooo!!!
2006-09-21 13:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nanniekc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you SURE about that? Most Earthlings I've seen can't maintain that level of gorgeousness very long....Perhaps they lie about where they're from?
2006-09-21 13:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because no 'off-earth' contestants have entered yet!
2006-09-21 13:33:50 · answer #7 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cause they r never a human.they r skinny fellows with no heart.only the most stupid judge would vote for them
2006-09-21 13:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by Cool freaky dj. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello! Do you expect ladies to come from another planet?????
2006-09-21 13:41:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you ask? Are the women on your planet prettier?
2006-09-21 13:34:38 · answer #10 · answered by yeppers`peppers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋