i want to join a good cult, what is the best one?

Question

something really repressive.

Answer 1

Christianity.

Answer 2

There is no reason to join a cult my friend....it is also not easy to say what a good cult is....they are by their nature secret and the members will of course extol the virtues of the group; they are bound to, while outsiders will have little idea what goes on inside. The fact is that anyone who gets in is trapped and cant get out. The path is littered with danger. The only thing you need in life is to love the LORD your God and to love your fellow man. That is the cult you need. The moost important thing in life is to find happiness and i assure you, happiness is in Jesus

Answer 3

I understand there's a group in France called the worshipers of the onion. They worship onions!! They believe the onion is divine because it will grow another stem if its stem is cut. See the logic? Male worshipers, like the onion, are eventually expected to undergo castration when they're advanced enough. Repressive enough for you?

Answer 4

its hard to say, the nature of cults changes so frequently. The best cults of course aren't around anymore...their purpose has already been filled, such as Heaven's Gate...they were on to something...an now they are in heaven...via spaceship...so if I were you I would find one quick, b/c it won't be a round too long...

Answer 5

Join the Church of Satan

Founded on April 30, 1966 c.e. by Anton Szandor LaVey

From our former High Priestess

Welcome to the official Church of Satan website. Here we’ll have the opportunity to explore the threads of arcane theories and enticing fever-dreams that make up the tapestry of modern Satanism. You’ll find more here than dripping blood and piercing screams of terror. One of the primary points of Dr. LaVey’s diabolical philosophy is that it’s our role to be practitioners of the unexpected. We challenge, we rage and outrage. We unsettle people. As a Satanist, it’s your responsibility to toy with people’s expectations of you. Just when they think they’ve got you properly pigeon-holed, you reveal an aspect of yourself both more frightening and more intriguing. Contrasts, surprises, real horrors hidden behind the spooky papier-mâché scenery—discover these and use them to your advantage.

I’ve been doing a number of radio interviews lately in connection with the release of Dr. LaVey’s latest book, Satan Speaks. There are a few questions that seem to crop up in every interview, and I’m sure that, in talking with friends and acquaintances, you get asked the same questions quite often. The Satanic Bible came out in 1969 and hasn’t been out of print for 30 years. The philosophy really isn’t that esoteric and doesn’t take much pondering to understand. But it’s that looming figure in the shadows, that majestic silhouette of Satan - leathery wings outstretched, standing proudly, backlit by the flames of Hell—that people find...disquieting. If you’re new to Satanism, or simply curious, perhaps a brief discussion of one of the most common questions might help you to better understand what this site is all about.

Answer 6

The Republican party (but its not a good cult, for good cult join democratic party)

Answer 7

Yeah, be a Born-Again where all their leaders will be collecting cash and get wasted, and the believers will throw cashes at them,

Answer 8

listen to the wind and to your innerbeing.....you can not just go and join a "cult" .....the cult will call to you...

Answer 9

You could join the morons, oops i mean mormons, then you could wear funny sacred underwear!

Answer 10

The craziest cult is Islam!Though you don't live long because it is an explosive religion (At least till you have to blow yourself up!)!