2006-09-21 04:44:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
If this country doesn't get it's collective head out of its a$$ and votes democrat in 2008. I'm leaving.
2006-09-21 04:45:14 · update #1
Iran:
A: According to Article 42 of Iran's Constitution, foreigners might become Iranian citizens within the regulations. Their citizenship might, however, be denied once they are either accepted as citizens of another country or file an application for the citizenship of any state. (NOTE: This will make it hard for you to be a citizen of Iran and Venezuela).
On the other hand, according to Paragraph 7 of the Civil Code Article 976, any foreign citizen who is granted Iranian citizenship is considered an Iranian. Since obtaining Iranian citizenship might greatly affect the applicant's political and social life on the one hand and the governing body on the other; some prerequisites have been set by the law for gaining Iranian citizenship, which are as follows:
1. The applicant should be 18 years old.
2. Five years of consecutive or alternate residence in Iran is required.
3. The applicants should have served their military service.
4. The applicants should not be convicts of any major crime or non-political offense in any country. Of course, given the revision of the nation's Penal Code and the elimination of such terms as offense and crime, Paragraph 4 of the Civil Code Article 979 should likewise be revised. It should be noted, however, that the government might refrain from granting Iranian citizenship to aliens either on account of political reasons or for the protection of national security. The admission of such applications might, therefore, require the Cabinet's approval.
To enter Iran legally in the first place:
IRAN, ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF - *Passport and visa required. The United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with Iran. For visa information, contact the Embassy of Pakistan, Iranian Interests Section, 2209Wisconsin Avenue, NW, Washington, DC 20007 (202/965-4990). Internet: www.daftar.org. Attention: U.S. citizens may need a U.S. Treasury Department license in order to engage in any transactions related to travel to and within Iran. Before planning any travel to Iran, U.S. citizens should contact the Licensing Division, Office of Foreign Assets Control, U.S. Department of Treasury, (202/622-2480) or www.treas.gov/ofac. Authorities may confiscate U.S. passports of U.S.-Iranian dual nationals upon arrival. Therefore, the Department of State suggests leaving U.S. passports at the nearest U.S. Embassy or Consulate overseas prior to entering Iran and to use an Iranian passport to enter.
You should move there quickly to get your 5 years going.
Venezuela:
People from other regions must live in Venezuela for 10 years to be eligible. Individuals with criminal records are ineligible for citizenship.
Again, you should leave soon and get the process started. To get to Venezuela in the first place:
http://www.embavenez-us.org/index.php?pagina=pag_consular_services_visaeng.php&titulo=Consular%20Services
Here are some companies that specialize in moves to Venezuela/Iran:
http://www.excess-baggage.com/moving.php?moving=%20to+Venezuela
http://www.intlmovers.com/Iran.html
Why wait til 2008? You can probably get last minute airfare at priceline for either country, so leaving this week could be a possibility.
Have a good life!
2006-09-21 08:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by Rossonero NorCal SFECU 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marry a Venezuelan, and get citizenship (after the usual stuff) that way. Tell Hugo I said to speed things up for you.
Then go to Iran. You can have 4 wives there, so no problem. Convert to Islam, ask the mullahs for a wife. Then get naturalized Iranian.
You'll still have whaterevr you started with -- American ciizenship? But you can renounce that if you like. There's no American Embassy in Tehran, and the Swiss can't take your renunciation, so you'll have to slip over the border into . . . Afghanistan. Or take a dhow over to Dubai.
2006-09-21 04:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a lovely time, Loose Change boy. Just don't say anything at all like you just posted in either of those countries. In both Iran and Venezuela, you and your family would be tortured and executed and put on public displayed for any other would-be dissenters.
2006-09-21 06:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by jamie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure that I would really take things to that extreme. But I see where you are headed. I am with you, though!!! Have you noticed it too!! Nobody can come up with a good reason as to why they call Bush all these names but yet can support the name calling with any good substantial evidence or ways to fix problems.
I am very afraid of the future! I pray every day that a dem doesn't get elected or a Republican like Mcain in sheeps clothing!!!!!
2006-09-21 05:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by FarmersDghter 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I have been to visit the US(i'm Canadian) I could desire to relinquist my citizenship. My husband(who's American) can carry twin citizenship as quickly as he gets his Canadian Citizenship.
2016-10-17 09:37:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your name to Mohammed Rodriguez and rant about killing the great white devil Bush and US and Israel - that should open some doors for you! [snicker]
And why wait? You can leave now for all we care! Not that we'd ever believe you would actually follow through on it...
2006-09-21 05:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Check on a map for the exact point between the two countries then blow yourself up equally.
2006-09-21 04:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by dueritenow 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Email the embassy or the UN rep for the nation of your choice.
2006-09-21 05:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Villain 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tell Chavez and Ahmadinejad you agree that Bush is the devil and I'm sure they will accept you.
2006-09-21 04:47:55 · answer #9 · answered by Niecy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋