My five week old son has had severe constipation for a few days. I was going to let it fix itself, but yesterday his little hiny-hole was so backed up, he started throwing up and he has a fever too.
Well, I was watching the new show Jericho and I saw that scene where that man gave the girl a tracheotomy to clear up her air passage. This gave me an idea.
I want to give my son a tracheotomy at his "taint" to clear up his fecal passage. I need to know what size PVC pipe to use, and do I need to create some suction or will the blockage come out on its own? Don't worry about me hurting him. I still have some Vicodin from my 17 year old son's wisdom teeth removal.
2006-09-21 04:26:27 · 3 answers · asked by Dialup, Avatar, Jones! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Texasgal: No, it was not good. It's really hokey, and that wasn't my main question.
2006-09-21 04:38:36 · update #1
Screw the he Vicodin he may need morphine for this.....use a straw then suck on it for suction.....suck hard.
2006-09-21 08:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by arl21amber 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To answer your main question, I missed Jericho last night which i'm really mad about, do you know if they will re-air it? Looks like a good show!
2006-09-21 11:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by aloneinga 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah...where do you come up with this....
2006-09-21 12:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.♥ Krasinski 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋