I'm on the road today for work. If my foot should get a little too heavy and I get pulled over, what do you suggest I say to the officer to get out of a speeding ticket?
2006-09-21 04:12:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anne Teak 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
"My wife's gettin' pregnant and I wanna be there!"
2006-09-21 17:33:47 · answer #1 · answered by Chug-a-Lug 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I, personally, don't make excuses, those guys have heard 'em all. I simply say either, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was driving that fast," or "Yes, I know I was going too fast, I'm sorry, I don't make a habit of it, I was just in a hurry this morning." More often than not, I get off with a warning. Of course, if you're doing 70 through a school zone, forget excuses and get a lawyer.
2006-09-21 04:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't have the advantage of having a good friend as judge or a cousin as the sheriff, then I suggest turning on the water works. That has worked for me in the past.
2006-09-21 04:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by dollfacedbaby1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them they don't have the right to give you a ticket, because they were going faster then you. How could they have pulled you over otherwise?
2006-09-21 04:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Moppie098 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once told a cop that I was late to dinner and my wife told me if I wasn't home on time to day she was going to cut up my baseball card collection....I don't have a wife or a baseball card collection.....he still gace me a ticket..bastard
2006-09-21 04:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u r a woman, squeezed yr eyes a bit & wet & said u r worried about your mom @ home...
if u r a man, behave like a man & brave the ticket
2006-09-21 04:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by dark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife ran off with a policeman. When I saw your lights come on I so afraid he was bringing her back.
My cousin was stopped for DUI. When asked if he was drunk, he responded "Hell yes! You don't think I drive like this all the time.".
2006-09-21 04:26:46 · answer #7 · answered by Letsee 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was keeping up with traffic!
Ma'am, you're the only car on the road...
I know! That's how fast I had to go to catch up!
2006-09-21 04:46:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"But I needed to get home before I ran out of gas."
2006-09-22 00:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by n0witrytobeamused 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"my wife is having a baby"
2006-09-21 04:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋