Should oxygen be a privilage not a right & have it taken away from people who waste it, such as Paris Hilton?

Question

Christine H - It will be removed by means of a Happy Shopper carrier bag.

Answer 1

Oooh, I like this question. It's a good one, and especially so as it's on my favourite subject ....nooo, not oxygen, but one Paris Hilton whose very life goes to prove ....well, something. I'm just not sure what, yet.

Maybe that Mr J Stalin was right....!

Anyway, I do strongly suggest that your suggestion re oxygen and Miss Hilton is about as Right On as you can get ...though, there are a few others (from off the top of my head) I can think of, whom I'd like to have placed on an ancillary list to augment and have act as company for her too. .


She's 'famous' for being 'famous' and ought to rank alongside those who are basically, 'Famous ....for being Dead.'

That would balance things out really nicely.

Thank you for bringing this suggestion to our awareness. I will try to get on to me MP and my EMP too in order to urge this on in Parliament.

Most Sincerely.
Sash.

Answer 2

Oooh! An excellent idea Mr Fluffer. Trouble is the rich tend to be able to BUY privilage and Ms Hilton is just that!

*A good comment Noez, but how do we get YA in a Happy Shopper carrierbag? Maybe it's the dumbasses that should go in the bag?

Answer 3

Is she one in each of those waste of oxygen? She fills airtime and newsprint between classified ads. If human beings did not study and watch in such huge numbers she does no longer have lasted as a 'action picture star' as long as she has. ok, so she's truly demanding to extremely some human beings, yet she's also thoroughly threat loose and quite common to ward off .. in reality replace channels. If we necessary to preserve oxygen there are plenty and far and distinct persons i ought to position contained interior the queue way in reality before Ms Hilton.

Answer 4

It was actually proven recently that Paris Hilton has no respitory system whatsoever, she's just like a shell. The body takes in oxygen to supply it to the brain, need I say any more.

Answer 5

Yes even Paris Hilton has a right to oxygen...lets just hope her never ending 15 mins of fame go by much more quickly!

Answer 6

For years now, I've been thinking that we are going to be charged for 'clean air' being sent into our homes, and we'd have to pay for it just like we pay for electricity, or gas, or any other 'utilities'.
Then only the very privileged would get the finer cleaner air, and a lot of us wouldn't be able to afford it.
Hilton Hotels are well filtered. Closed windows. How I hate hotels and motels with the fake, stale air in them, and with no air flow. It infuriates me when you can't open the windows because those windows are almost always stuck shut.

Answer 7

Yes, and while we're on the subject... Should Y!A be a privilage not a right & have it taken away from people who waste it?
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Like the really thick people? And the humourless?

Answer 8

Well, if you're gonna take it away from Paris Hilton, maybe it should be taken away from you.

You have no right to judge her, or anyone else. You've made plenty of mistakes, I'm sure. So everyone deserves to breathe.

Answer 9

If you are going to give it as a privilege, how the heck are you going to extract it all from the air?
Please do tell so that I can do the same and then sell it to people like Paris Hilton.
After all if I am selling it, then she is definitely deserving of it!!!!

Answer 10

I think rather than withdraw oxygen we should forcefeed it to the annoying people. I can just picture Paris going all Frank Booth.