Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

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Why?

ask steven wright who first pondered this in the 80's he's a comic.

2006-09-21 04:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by cacarnes2003 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋

George Carlin might know.

2006-09-21 06:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because you touch yourself at night.

2006-09-21 04:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by wilsonaj101177 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

BOOORRIINNNGGGGG!
So old even the smell is gone!

2006-09-21 06:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Ironhand 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋