2006-09-21 03:36:07 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
I have a complex meritocratic system of voting rights all ready to put in place for when I am Queen of the World.
You will be allowed one vote if you fulfil two or more of the following criteria:
1. IQ above 120
2. Been on a protest march
3. Watch Question Time
4. Have cool taste in music (all borderline decisions will be referred to me with right of veto)
5. Have bought me at least 500g of sweets
Automatic exclusion applies to anyone who's ever voted UKIP, BNP or bought the Daily Mail.
2006-09-21 22:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by comradelouise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ashley Peacock. He can't vote because he is not real. I know to many but Corrie characters may seem real but they are fictitious SO just like Santa he can't vote. The right to vote is a very wonderful thing you do not realise how precious it is until it has been taken away. I live in Japan and I have done for 15 years I own a house here and I have full residence status. I am allowed to pay all taxes but I am not allowed to have a say in where they go. I am not allowed to vote. I right to vote is a honour that you should be so glad to have.
2006-09-21 11:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by David L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theoretically yes although very few people would be allow to vote! Also, can you imagine Parliament debating what criteria should be used to class someone as a d*ckhead? I'm up for it for that reason alone!
2006-09-21 10:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Slug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fred should take his cleaver to Ashley & Claire!
Mind you Bev & Liz both have a good pair of t*ts...perchance we could get together & make an 'adult' film?
2006-09-22 08:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pretorian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
democracy would work better if you had more than 2 parties with similar views to vote for. diversity folks
2006-09-21 10:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by jason s 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It would work better if the brothers did not have to take their postal votes to the mosk for the elders to fill in.
2006-09-23 21:37:43 · answer #6 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you refer to Ashley three times?
2006-09-21 10:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We might get the sort of government you'd like, but it's hardly democratic, is it? Oh, and Ashley isn't real.
2006-09-21 15:22:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive always beleived people should pass an i q test before voting should get rid of thickos who vote labour and half the MPs
2006-09-22 05:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. Sorry matey but people who watch Coronation Street should be hanged from the neck until they are dead, dead, dead.
2006-09-21 11:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋