2006-09-21 03:18:56 · 5 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Symptoms may include but are not limited to :
plesant aroma,
bigger buns, cheesy outlook,
greasy skin, getting pickled easily, developing a meaty middle,
acting seedy, frequent belching.
Should you experience these symptoms, lettuce call the Dr. right away!!
2006-09-21 03:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a serious disease, in the late stages of it's progression, that makes someone look like the Hamburgular, and chase people around calling "Ropple, Ropple." Children are the main victim of the food robbings. It also causes people to have a fetish for black and white striped clothing. (It is terrible when these poor people are mistaken for a jail break and end up in prison, for having a disease that causes them to wear the jail's colors.) The only known cure for Hamburgeritis is a severe tastebudectomy. The side effects of the tastebudectomy are a terrible variety including lack of taste, loss of appetite, mood disturbances, and a low occurance of death. It is a known fact that most people who are affected with this disease opt out of the surgery and chose to live in zebra dwellings.
If you are experiencing a watering mouth at the thought of a double cheeseburger, seeing spots in the shape of a hamburger bun, and your ONLY goal is to get to McDonald's, please see a doctor, as this disease is treatable in the early stages. It is treated with psychotherapy, shock therapy and duck tape to the mouth area.
2006-09-21 10:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay I'll play along, evidently I would crave nothing but hamburgers all of the time. I would have to eat hamburgers morning, noon and night.
I wouldn't be able to sleep because I would want hamburgers so bad.
If I didn't eat hamburgers I would break out in a horrible red rash.
2006-09-21 10:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would smell like a patty and ooze mayonaisse and ketchup out of your BUNS!
euuuuuw!
Id run for the hills
2006-09-21 10:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
farting mayo and ketchup, with lettuce springing from my armpits, onions taking over my eyebrows.
i would treat it with fries and salad.
2006-09-21 10:26:48 · answer #5 · answered by katz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋