sugar or pee in the gas tank
banana in the tail pipe
egg on the paint
Make sure you wear gloves and a ninja outfit
2006-09-21 02:48:26
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answered by jercha 4
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Only wussies mess with people's cars...Be a MAN and say something to his face. What your doing is the cowards way out. Quit being a child. If I found out that someone messed up my car I can promise that they'ed get the sh1t beaten out of them. Messing with personal propety is never a good idea.
2006-09-21 02:34:48
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answered by All I have to do is dream... 4
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Let it go:
The injury people do us may appear at the moment to be very great. Yet, just as time heals the wounds of the body, so time also heals the wounds of the soul. To the extent we give forgiveness to others, we can expect to receive forgiveness for ourselves.
“But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses” (Matt. 6:12, 14–15).
2006-09-21 02:50:27
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answered by tnmtngirl 5
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I had both of my cars in my drivway severely keyed a few years back. I had to have both of them repainted. Never figured out who did it. I hadn't pissed off any one recently. I would rather that whoever did it would have stepped up to me and busted my jaw open. I was a chicken$h!t action. I swear to this day, if I ever find out who did it. I will wait till they're home sleeping, nail all the windows and doors shut, fill it with gas, wake them up so they all know it was me, then throw in a match and burn the entire family alive. In other words, grow some b@lls and step up to who ever pi$$ed you off and bust them in the jaw. With your fists, weapons are for cowards. You fight with your hands, get bloody, heal up, and live to fight another day. No gus, knives, or bats. Use your fists and get respect.
2006-09-21 02:51:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Put dog poo under the brake pedal when he steps on the brakes he steps in the poo and poo is all over his shoe. Or go to the store in the hunting supply aisle and get fox urine and squirt it down where the windshield wipers come out at, in the vent on the outside at the bottom of the windshield (that way you don't even need to get in the car) Just some ideas. LOL
2006-09-21 02:38:00
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answered by lucyinthesky111l 2
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#1drain his colant and disconect the temp gauge
or #2 cut the brake lines
#3 set it on fire
after you do thease things i hope someone turnes you in and you go to jail and has to pay restitution 7 times the amount
wouldnt it be better to post his pic in a gay magizene or something like that
2006-09-21 03:04:12
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answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7
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To the Greatest Advice Giver...
Please remember "What comes around, goes around."
Do not stoop to anyone's level. The consequences aren't worth it. With your luck - you will be the one to get into trouble - either by being greeted by your local blue uniforms or... someone digging into your pocket to pay...
Just keep living your life, sit back, smell the roses - and watch -- the crumb will get what is coming to him/her ... and you, I promise, will one day have the last laugh.
2006-09-21 03:36:55
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answered by Bogie 3
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Messing with a guys car is like sleeping with his wife. You just shouldn't do it.
But if she is really hot, you may not be able to stop yourself. Kind of like putting diesel fuel in his gas tank.
2006-09-21 02:36:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Just remember, payback is hell! I would come close to killing if someone purposely messed up my car.
2006-09-21 02:34:53
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answered by candy7 2
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put super glue in the locks...door locks, trunk. let air out of tires and super glue inside valve stems.
2006-09-21 05:21:22
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answered by Jeff C 2
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