2. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
2006-09-21 02:23:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Higher Education (University +)
In high school I sat behind this guy in class who had the biggest most disgusting blackheads behind his ears and he had super short hair. So YES people can see behind your ears. Do us all a favor and wash it only takes a few seconds.
2006-09-21 02:34:27 · answer #1 · answered by nosey girl 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
1) the person behind you DUHHHHHHHHHHH
Do you ever wonder?? did you ever stop and wonder
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll Squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out" ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." ?
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you asked this question in the first place ?
2006-09-22 04:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1> Your mother will ALWAYS look behind your ears - it's in the job description, didn't you know?!! lol
2> When exposed to the letters repeatedly, illiterate people could
eventually pick up bits of the alphabet - even if only with their spoons!!!!! I recommend 4 daily servings of alphabet soup for the full effect!
2006-09-21 02:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. The guy behind you in class. Wash up so he can keep his mind on the class and not try to figure out what the heck is growing there!
2. No, we used to play Scrabble but I don't think everyone appreciates it!
2006-09-21 02:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so some potatos don't grow out of them.
ask homer simpson or peter griffin
2006-09-21 02:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one looks up our butt and we wash there lol
2006-09-21 02:31:35 · answer #6 · answered by kissie623 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋