Or would they both lose 'cause their such friggin' girls?
Would they fight by pulling each other's hair and slapping each other wildly while they tried to protect themselves?
Would their self-loathing finally emerge and would they both just FRIGGIN KILL THEMSELVES ALREADY!!!! AAAAAAARGHHGHGHHH! I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!
2006-09-21 02:12:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
If they did......
Could we bury them in Crypt-o-nite?
2006-09-21 03:36:14 · answer #1 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not sure either of them could even spell the word 'Fight' let alone get into one and find out who is superior.
IF and altercation were to happen I believe Orlando Bloom would win as Superman would take the first punch and break a nail. From there he would go into hysterics and the fight would be over as he flies off to the local beautician to get his nails redone.
2006-09-21 09:37:41 · answer #2 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can settle this right now! i saw this fight last week when i was at a local forest looking for anonymous sex with men!
this is how the fight went:
Superman & orlando stared at each others packages for so long that supermans heat vision burnt orlando's c0ck off. orlando started to cry so superman gave him a hug and in a great show of mercy, superman cut his own dick off to give to orlando. after realising what he had just done superman changed his mind and fighting ensued. orlando hit superman with his handbag and superman threw a small child at orlando. then they stopped, realising friends should never fight and especially not over a penis. so the fight was over and they decided to share the penis, after all it was now of better use since it wasn't attached to someone, they could carry it around in their handbags next to their lipstick and box of tampax.
2006-09-21 11:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are wasting your energy hating beings that don't even exist. However, I noticed you called them girls, I'm ignorant about the sex of OB but superMAN is male. Superman has been around in fiction for many, many years, so I doubt he is going to be killed off even in the make believe world. Relax they aren't real, just people playing a part.
2006-09-21 09:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by Dan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, the past supermen were the cool ones this new guy is wimpy and bad casting. But orlando Bloom couldn't kick anyones *** so I think the fight would never happen.
2006-09-21 09:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Orlando has a bit of a handicap. Unlike Superman he doesnt have the balls to fill those tight pants that superman wears.
(eunchie snip snip)
2006-09-21 09:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Luke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman (comic books) would win because of his superpowers. If you are referring to Brandon Routh the guy who played Superman in the films, I am going to go with Orlandoi because he is more well known.
2006-09-21 09:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman would whoop the **** out of Orlando Bloom, and then he would call Batman up to Rape him in the mouth!
2006-09-21 09:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like Orlando Bloom..hes cute :) at least in LOTR and Elizabethtown
on the other hand..superman stinks
2006-09-21 09:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by Diana_84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh...Spriderman....He's a superhero....but Orlando Bloom wouldn't do anything to get into a fight so really this is a fairly pointless question, correct?
2006-09-21 16:39:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which Superman?
2006-09-21 09:14:41 · answer #11 · answered by Annie R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋