2006-09-21 01:54:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Sociology
Buy some Beano at your local drug store.
Go on a low-fat diet. (You will be much healthier)
2006-09-21 02:05:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the chemical gas or crappy office mental 'gas' that can't find an 'outlet' except for release from the rectum? Perhaps you might say something out of the ordinary in the usual humdrum day and see if it 'wakes' anyone up enough to break the lull from smelling the 'anaesthetic' (the gas effect).
2006-09-21 10:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by thru a glass darkly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do drive by farts, that way you can spread it out across the room. If noise is a problem, get a fart machine and randomly use it to mask your own emissions. I personally don mind farting and ask all my co-workers to pull my finger.
2006-09-21 09:10:22 · answer #3 · answered by Charles B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a laugh light a match one day and look in horror as the office explodes in a fiery cloud of farty fire!
2006-09-21 10:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by methamphetamine_symposium 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy an air ionizer plus purifier. put it on ur desk. u will bebreathing fresh air... all the pollution will be neutralizes.
2006-09-21 08:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the bathroom.
2006-09-21 09:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by justbu40 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand the ?....does your stink bother you, if not let her rip & enjoy. It's not your problem, it is the problem of those around.
Turn it into a game such as "Name that Tune"or such
2006-09-21 09:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by U can't b serious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take beano
by lots of air freshners
2006-09-21 09:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by boozer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋