2006-09-21 00:33:35 · 8 answers · asked by L.L comfy jumper 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I don't think they are actually related in a relations family type way, they are infact symbiotic. Back in the day when Keith was only 156 yrs old and the Stones had just finished their first gig in The Travellers Plumes, a Barman called Wankme offered him a pint of the local brew, "A pint of Ol'Phlegm Lovely is then Keith? On the hoose it is."
Keith was well chuffed with the kind offer, "Yes Wankme, Thanks"
He enjoyed the Ol' FL, so much that he had another, and another and another. He reach 10 pints and in a moment of madness he ordered another. Wankme suggested this would be a bad idea, the Mystical 11th Pint is as we all know, extremely dangermouse!
Keith with his crazy drugged up ways thought he was hard enough and necked it in one. In 30 mminutes and 5 a small growth appeared on Keiths left nipple, in 40 minutes and 5 it had an eye and a small mouth, it spoke to him in a cockeney sparrow drawl, " Whatcha Keith, you have released me me old china from my prison within, could you take me up the apples and pears and we can have a Jet Fighter and I'll lick your April In Paris. Nice?!"
It grew and grew, arms, legs, and two small breasts. "I shall call you Wendy, my appendage friend. I'll send you to acting school and you be on the telly. You'l be great."
The rest as they say is history.
2006-09-21 01:41:34 · answer #1 · answered by Goose 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's the one who pushes him off palm trees for publicity.
And they're up for a "Wrinkled as a Demons Scrotum" award.
2006-09-21 00:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she is married to his mothers cousins uncles daughter in laws brothers sons sons uncle any more easy questions?
2006-09-21 01:09:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are identical twins.
2006-09-21 00:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great great grandfather.
2006-09-21 00:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by fried or boiled? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
married?
2006-09-21 00:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jack @ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know
2006-09-21 02:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by cute sam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's his fluffer.
2006-09-21 00:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by le_coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋