Imagine this: You are Ashton Kutcher and for your show, "Punk'd", you decide to step up your game a bit. You've punked The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Triple H and now you've got your sights set on the boss, Vince McMahon. How do you punk him?
2006-09-20 21:51:17 · 21 answers · asked by Blueforever 4 in Sports ➔ Wrestling
Serve Vince McMahon with a Paternity Suit from a Superior Court & tell him he has to appear on the day & place that the WWE is performing that night & tell him it's from a former WWE Diva who suing him for getting her preqnant one night after a Pay-Per-View Event. I would like to see him sweat that out & see him get so embarressed.
2006-09-21 05:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
20 of the biggest wrestlers in the business including Big Show, The Great Khali, Mark Henry, Batista, The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar all go to McMahon's office, thrash the place and beat Vince to a pulp, breaking the man's body in 30 different places. Before Vince slips into unconsciousness, Ashton comes out and bashes him with a bat, saying "You got punk'd!"
2006-09-20 22:08:33 · answer #2 · answered by Randy G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a million. CHeese edam 2. fireplace 3. Eats Shoots and Leaves 4. An onion 5. E 6. experience. Then u can ordinary each little thing else with the small flame. 7. Silence 8. A puma is an same as a couger 9. Mt. Everest. It changed into nonetheless the tallest Mountain. We merely hant disconvered it yet. 10. Hawaii Hahaha, can u tell me if i have been given all of them???
2016-11-23 12:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by hyre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT ?::::: Have his lawyer call him into a meeting, and during the meeting let him know that his daughter and HHH had a Sex movie come out on internet video this morning. And let him know that not only HHH but other wrestlers were on it, and the biggest problem was So and So's son was on it (someone like Hulk Hogans) and he was a minor. Have Shane run in with the news in the middle of the meeting, and after a few temper flares, have them log on the cpu, where Ashton say YOU JUST JOINED MY KISS MY *** CLUB, YOU GOT PUNKED>
2006-09-21 02:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You couldn't. This is a guy whose a billionaire who allowed his head to be stuck up the Big Show's ***. Not to mention all the crazy stunts, gimmicks, lawsuits, failures and crazy stuff he has gone through and put his family through over the years, what's Ashton Kutcher going to do to Vince, that he has not already done to himself?
2006-09-20 22:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cactus Dan 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great question. Okay, first of all.. This is how it is going to run:
Vince came from one of the WWE Monday Night Raw shows. He is in his limosine, and he is like really tired and wants to get on the plane and get home. That means, we are going to his private jet with him, and he will find out that there are kids, in DX t-shirts, just kids, spray painting his private jet, but see this, it is not really his private jet, it is another one, just a fake. So they will pray paint it and than i guess, the rest goes by it self. That will learn him not to be involved in the ring at all times.
2006-09-21 01:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make him believe that he's no longer in control. Cause as we all know Vince lives off of being in control, leaving him without power is like denying a baby his/her pacifier
2006-09-21 03:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a way that the IRS says he owes back taxes and that they seized his assets including the WWE and not let him in Titan Tower. Then after he is so pissed then tell him he is Punk'd.
2006-09-20 23:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by damnit_dave78 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a few actors and some police do not cross tape, and block off the road to his home. When he came back, he wouldn't be able to get to his house. Have an edited tape from a helicopter showing his house explode, somewhat like what Bam Margera did to his mother April in that one episode Viva la Bam. I guess I'd get the neighborhood and his family to participate, too. but then again, that'd just p*ss him off, I guess...
2006-09-20 22:01:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
get a crowd of people to protest outside his home.saying they are against what he said about his own religion of mcmanisn that he used on the show. then have people dressed up as priests making speeches about how he the evil in this world by worshiping another god which is one of the ten commandments that you are not allowed to break.and have people dressed up as bishops there also to make him even more embraced
2006-09-21 01:40:17 · answer #10 · answered by jericho sland 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋