Have any of you been walking down the street, minding your own business (you know as you do), then just get hit in the face by something peculier? It happened to a colleague at work. He was hit by a flying banana, which was thrown out of the window of a passing car!! The weirdest part was that it left an imprint on his face in the shape of a banana too!! : )
What the strangest thing you've been hit by? Don't say, by a smooth criminal!! : ) lol
2006-09-20 21:47:13 · 21 answers · asked by Yinhung 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
There are some right belters here - thank you to you all, guys, for some great stories!! You're all the best, there are some right corkers here. I hope you've enjoyed reading them too - I have : )
Enjoy your day as much as possible!!
2006-09-27 21:49:08 · update #1
CrazyCat......those are the things that make laugh so much!! A cracker that one ; ) You have a good weekend!!
2006-09-27 21:51:14 · update #2
David W.........That was a great story!! Good man!! You take care, and give your partner the biggest hug : )
2006-09-27 21:58:15 · update #3
Nothing but I did shoot myself on the forehead with a bb gun for a fiver once does that count?
2006-09-20 21:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apart from a barrage of odd questions from a puppet, once a friend standing miles away (not quite literally) from me decided it would be funny to throw stones at each other. He picked up a huge rock and threw with all his might and a belated cry of 'incoming'. I looked up confused only to receive it on my head (well it seemed strange at the time - spraying blood around the countryside, followed by hissing in the ears, white light, and momentary oblivion 30 minutes later). When I was a youngster, while at the beach but fully clothed, I was walking along the rocks when a freak wave snuck up and hit me out of nowhere. I was dragged into the sea and buffeted about until two strong hands came to the rescue of my sad, soggy self.
2006-09-21 05:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bat (the small furry winged type, not a wooden one!) flew into the side of my head once when I was walking through a park near my parents house. I just felt a sharp thud just above my right ear and then heard a soft bump as it hit the grass. I looked down to see this thing flapping around on the floor in a daze. I bent down to see if it was O.K and the bloody thing flew into my forehead on its way into the night. I guess it was fine...!
2006-09-21 05:59:48 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, but I have been smacked in the face by love, I have known the lady for over 3 years and one day I saw her walking down the road towards me and bang, it hit me, I told her of my feelings there and then as I was shocked, her reply was the same and we have been married for 3 years now and the feeling is still the same, the best smack I have ever had....
2006-09-21 06:09:36 · answer #4 · answered by David Wilson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Walking home, very late & drunk through the high street, I had the urgent need to crap. I ducked into a shop doorway & being the clean boy that I am & not wanting to leave a fecal calling card, I removed my socks & layed a brownie inside one & wiped my rear with the other. I then continued my walk home with the crap laden sock hooked over my finger when I noticed a cop car coming down the street. I thought I should get rid of the sock incase they stopped to give me the once over, so I lobbed it with all my might into the air. Just as the cop car approached me the crap laden sock returned to earth landing on top of my head, it didnt bounce off it just draped itself over my head. The cops saw this happen & got out of the car, not to give me the once over but to ask if I was alright. One of the cops removed the sock to from my head & was feeling it & sqeezing it with a puzzled look on his face which changed to one of revulsion when he peeked inside & saw what it contained.. He let it fall to the ground saying "Oh my god, its S H I T !!! ". The other cop burst out laughing while I pretended to be puzzled & sickened. After we all spent some time looking skywards for some logical explanation they bade me goodnight & drove off. I laughed myself to sleep that night.
By my holy sphincter, I swear this is true.
2006-09-21 07:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by bathsideboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We were walking on the moors in Dartmoor, it was bright and sunny, and we were walking back to our car, a dark cloud passed over us, and we were showered by tiny silver fish! They fell from the cloud - we scooped some up in a kiddies bucket we'd got in the car and took them to the local newspaper, who ran the story, it's a phenomena that happens apparently!!! Is that weird enough for you - hit by raining fish!
2006-09-21 04:54:42 · answer #6 · answered by merciasounds 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, bird poo, but to top it off it was my wedding day and i guess that the damn pigeon (we know it was a pigeon because it was sitting up in the tree above our photo session) had been eating out of the local indian restaurants dustbins cos i had never seen (or felt cos it went in my hair and i touched it!) such slimy green crap come out of a bird before!
about five minutes later the damn thing crapped down my husbands jacket too at which point we moved, but at least his jacket was a rental! i had to spend the rest of the day with a crusty patch in my hair!
2006-09-21 04:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once threw a cheeseburger at some collage students.
One dove for cover like it was a hand grenade and it would have landed like 5 feet from him had he not dove out of the way...
lol
2006-09-21 04:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by CrazyCat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once got whacked in the face by a starling flying out of a hedge.
think a cat was after it. had mild concussion and had to go to the and e. was off work and my boss thought i was at it !!!
2006-09-28 07:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by charlie_gilmour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lama spit followed by Camel spit, on the same day.
I wanted to kill both animals, but my better judgement told to get a baby wipe and clean myself up.
2006-09-21 05:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by thebigtombs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋