2006-09-20 19:48:16 · 10 answers · asked by sunshine 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
if you buy me a drink I'll let you **** my **** -not my line a friends
2006-09-20 19:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by tony r 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was embarressing but each time i think of it ,it's just low. it takes the person you want to date to be able to listen to a long story. first you have to be sure that you have her confidence and she trusts you and you can then ask her if she would (ever) go out on her husband?, she will exclaim NO, and you let this gain it full impact of presentation and she rambles on about how loyal she is and how long they been married than then you simple say isn't it about time? you went out on him. kinda leave the spot looking like okay your married but all said and done i'm still looking at this as an opportunity, and the (no) has to come flying out of her again or it starts to take a new twist, it's always kinda funnny in a sad way but that the ha ha of the joke. gotta be at the same level at the same time to think it funny and she has layed her whole soul on the table either defending her love or bitching about it, it kinda can go either way so out of the mouth of babe comes too much information...
2006-09-21 03:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah' I heard a relly lame on today this dude says hey mira' can jew see what i got in my jacket it's the lates gajjett, no kidding I was like . What!doo juusaaa. then as was on the bus I caught the worst case of the giggles I couldn't stopby the time i got off everyone was laughing.
2006-09-21 03:01:22 · answer #3 · answered by lytesdelite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired because you been running through my mind all day.
Was your daddy a pitcher because he gave you some great curves.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Worst one I ever used, but it worked:
Can I ride your big white pony
2006-09-21 02:54:36 · answer #4 · answered by biggsbabygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your father must have been a thief...he stole the stars from the skies and put them in ya eyes.
2006-09-21 03:04:53 · answer #5 · answered by Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I killed the cocopos monkey would that make me a cereal killer???
Should have known instantly that the guy was a creep!
2006-09-21 03:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my phone has technical problems..the only way to fix it ..is2 save ur "sexy numbers"...so i can hear ur "sexy voice everyday".crazy pickup line a guy once said2 me
2006-09-21 03:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by babyglad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!!!" but if u ask me, most pickup lines are stupid!!!
2006-09-21 02:55:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I am! Now, what were your other two wishes?
2006-09-24 00:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
2006-09-21 02:49:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋