just some curling fun!
10) There are only 4 positions and you only have to be good at one of them.
9)When you yell Harder, Harder somebody actually pays attention. And they actually ask you how deep you want it.
8)You get to do it with the lights on, so you can see what the other end looks like.
7)Curling lasts at least 2 hours. Sometimes you even get to go into extra ends.
6)You have 2 people to help get the short hairs out of the way. (and when your finished, someone else has to clean the sheets)
5)If it's not going your way you can always quit and head straight to the bar.
4)You don't get criticized for coming early. (But it's frustrating when your always coming up short)
3)Women are always trying to tuck it in behind, while the men just want to hit and roll away.
2)Playing through the tight holes is really exciting. (But the bigger the hole the easier it is to come through)
1)IN curling inches REALLY do matter, but if in doubt you can always MEASURE.
2006-09-20 18:19:49 · 9 answers · asked by rimples25 3 in Sports ➔ Winter Sports ➔ Curling
ROTFL-I'm sure that will end up on few bulletin boards, etc. in clubs.
2006-09-20 18:28:58 · answer #1 · answered by michinoku2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be willing to bet the most of the posters have little idea what curling is or have seen it. I use to live near the Canadian border so I watched a lot of it on CBC. You really hit curling on the mark!
2006-09-21 11:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by mj100rose 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is kind of cute, I actually watched curling on the Olympics and for some strange reason, I was really addicted to it.
I can't explain it.
Maybe the above explains it for me.
Man that one Russian coach, I think of the women's team..she was scary.
2006-09-21 01:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by starting over 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...reminds me its time to dig out a muffler and toque. Cold, so very cold..
2006-09-21 19:12:40 · answer #4 · answered by LaBrat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like it is as good anyway. Not...
2006-09-21 05:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by FrogDog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather play twister buck naked.
2006-09-21 01:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo. That's cold. Very cold......
2006-09-21 01:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Picture Taker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
havent had sex yet
2006-09-21 01:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by DOLL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and don't forget that when you're in, the chill can't ride your spine...LOL!!!!
2006-09-21 21:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by Report Abuse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋