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I was driving down a winding highway when a sign popped out of the ground that said "Look Out!" at the same time a hole opened up under me. Fortunately, I had recently installed an Acme Car Parachute, which worked fine when I tested it. But, when I pulled the big red lever to activate it, the lever just broke off in my hands. The car landed and made a deflating sound as it hit the ground. It's all flat and lumpy, and when I try to start it, it just makes a coughing sound.

If anyone knows any good cartoon car mechanics, please let me know.

2006-09-20 18:12:53 · 14 answers · asked by I Know Nuttin 5 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

14 answers

Well.. first you have to pull the oversized air compressor out of your back pocket. (not to exclude the big thought bubble with the light-bulb lit up above your head).

Plug in the appearing 4 hoses to the tires, and not only will they inflate the tires, but the rest of the car as well.

Then, a cute girl will hop into the passenger seat, and you'll both ride off in the beautiful sunset overlooking the coast.

Hope this helps =)

2006-09-20 18:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Awwwwwwwwww man it sounds like you used a non animated hand to pull that lever, what you need is the ACME Auto repair kit, fortunately your cartoon car was equipped with OnStar and Wile E Coyote is on his way to do reapairs

2006-09-21 19:05:47 · answer #2 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0 0

Dang! You must've bought it from the same Acme store where Wile E. Coyote buys his gadgets.

Well, you're in luck 'coz if you look to yer right, there's a bikini carwash/auto shop that says "Cartoon Car Parachute Specialist: We Inflate while U Wait".

2006-09-21 03:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by Randy G 3 · 0 1

GO TO THE cartoon Jiffy Lube or cartoon Advanced Auto parts.

2006-09-21 01:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by meanlilbitch23 3 · 0 1

Hahahahaha!

Ah, you'll have to buy the Acme redrawer, which can redraw any broken stuff.

2006-09-21 02:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just move the hands around a clock to forward time, and youll be at your destination in no time. Literally.

2006-09-21 01:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 1

Just go get some ACME DYNOMITE and blow it up, file your insurance claim and get a new one lol

2006-09-21 15:14:31 · answer #7 · answered by MexiShortieHubby 3 · 0 0

I hear Roger Rabbit is ASE certified.

2006-09-21 01:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 0 0

Just draw it fixed.

2006-09-21 01:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Was it funny?



If not, no power on Earth can save you

2006-09-21 01:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by d_cider1 6 · 0 1

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