My two friends witch are boys fart in my face about 7 times each a day. It smells really bad. They take turns farting my me and seeing who is the loudest. We are all 14. I can't say your are not my friends anymore beacuse they would fart on me even more. What should I do?
2006-09-20 15:33:19 · 31 answers · asked by mrfizzwidgetquark 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Carry a book of matches or a lighter and teach them a lesson they will never forget. Singed butt hair doesnt smell good either so close your nose.
2006-09-20 15:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by Country Girl for Life 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OOOOOh my goodness, I don't usually laugh about passing gas, but this made me laugh so hard.
You poor thing! I feel terrible for you though. What ugly friends!
I have to admit a very embarrassing fact to you. I used to do the SAME thing to my best friend....when I was a little bit younger, admittedly. And she would tell me to PLEASE stop it, and I just kept doing it and laughing. What a terrible meany I was. BUT, I couldn't help it, I came from a very gaseous family. We didn't know it, but we were lactose intolerant!!
Maybe your friends need to change their diet. hmm...I really doubt you want to try to talk to them about their diet.
Ok, here's what I would say, "DUDES, that is so NOT COOL. Ease up on the FUMES! I can't be around you when you do that!" And then walk away. The next time it happens, just walk away without saying something and go do something else. No need to say anything else about it, you've stated your standard. You are not going to tolerate the behavior anymore.
Good luck
p.s. hmm...under the "music" catagory?
2006-09-20 15:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by tinkerbella 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your parents and have them talk with the principle and also with your "friend's" parents. Dude - friends don't fart on each other - that is gay. Most of the kids should get their asses kicked by their parents. I know I would beat the crap out of my kid for gang farting on someone. If they don't resolve it - defend yourself and hit them. If you get in trouble for defending yourself from this extreme hazing then contact your local ACLU office or an attorney to sue the school and the kids parents.
2006-09-21 04:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by Christopher McGregor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, classy friends you got there. Try farting in their faces to see how they like it. Make sure they have their mouths open when you do it.
2006-09-20 15:39:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fart back
2006-09-20 15:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfont 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set their @sses aflame....punch them...do something...they are very immature...or you could fart in their faces right back...whip out a knife at them...they will quit then I betcha
2006-09-20 15:35:37 · answer #6 · answered by lildevilchild_87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat something really bad and start farting on them
2006-09-20 15:34:52 · answer #7 · answered by Diana D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them they are immature *****, and they will never get laid if they go around farting on people.
2006-09-20 15:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by m1ndless 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats ****** up. carry a safety pin or a compass (the kind you draw cricles with) and stab em in the *** every time they do it. trust me, they wont break down and cry about it, but it will make em stop.
2006-09-20 15:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Cole 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get new friends
but before you do that, have a lighter in your hand when you know they are gonna do that to you.
Light em up!
2006-09-20 15:55:03 · answer #10 · answered by addicted2stamping 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋