2006-09-20 14:59:32 · 12 answers · asked by Andy 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
lower turds by hand
2006-09-20 15:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, this is going to sound really weird, but I read it on some website. I'll see if I can find it again.
This site suggested that you float a few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before you sit down and begin. They say it works like a charm.
I don't know if this was a serious question, but I swear it's a serious answer!
2006-09-20 15:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by scoochez1974 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Drop a few pieces of paper into the bowl first or
You make sure you drop your bombs away from the water.
2006-09-20 17:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by Saffren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
simple science- raise the water level or lower the rear remember newton and the apple
2006-09-20 15:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by purphrt6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick a tube up your a-s-s and make sure the other end extends into the water of the toilet.
2006-09-20 15:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
turn off the water at the base of the toilet, than flush twice, so there is no water in the bowl, than bombs away
2006-09-20 15:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont sit on the public potties, theyre nasty! i recommend squatting! also, splashing occurs when you have heavy little pellets, try eating more fiber.
2006-09-20 15:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Littlemman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inhale.
2006-09-20 15:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put tissue in the toilet 1st
2006-09-20 15:37:30 · answer #9 · answered by yogurlmsbunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah dude just put some tp in the bowl first. it will act as an .... ummm.... poop cather ...... so to speak. good luck.
2006-09-20 16:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by woodybmi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋