Slide down a Razor filled banister and land in a tub of alcohol
or have a twosome with Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones???
2006-09-20 13:21:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Razor filled bannister. I can heal from the damages of doing that. I'll never recover from a twosome with those two ogres.
2006-09-20 13:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by Laquishacashaunette 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That depends.
How many razors are on this banister of yours, and how much and what kind of alcohol are we talking about here? It could be a tub of Grey Goose, and I could be so drunk that I wouldn't feel a thing.
Also, is it fat Star Jones or crackhead Star Jones? Cuz' if it's fat Star Jones and a fat Rosie Donnell, they might squish together and take up so much room that I could probably just slip out of the room without them really noticing. Is it still considered sex if I can't find the hole, and end up making love to one of their many folds?
Just a few questions I had. Gotta make an informed decision.
2006-09-20 13:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Jr 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL at Jr, that was classic dude. I cannot answer this question on the grounds that I might spontaneously combust from trying to decide which of these is a fate worse than death. Star Jones, eeww can you say Crypt Keeper? And don't even get me started on Rosie. Yeesh!
2006-09-20 14:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there alcohol involved and how much? Up to roughly 15 or so beers the banister. If I am allowed more than that the women I won't remember anyway.
2006-09-20 13:33:16 · answer #4 · answered by Patriot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surely as much as I hate to hate & hate both Rosie & Star, I'd really hate more rippin my butt across razorblades. That immediate alcohol tub would be real pain! Now if we could just replace Rosie & Star with Pamy Anderson & Rebecca Lord, I'll volunteer!
2006-09-20 14:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't i just put a bullet in my head nice and quick
2006-09-20 13:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋