i was working at burger king, and this lady said to me through the drive through "where do i go?" i mean i was like, "where do you go? you follow the one frickin road you're on, to me. allright, your gonna go down the road 5 miles south east, your gonna take a right at a texaco station, you'll see this guy in a yellow poncho, his name is Hank, he'll take you to the wopper layer, thats where you go, and if you're not there in under 5 minutes, we take your food!!!"
isnt that funny?
ps, thats dane cook. funniest man alive
2006-09-20 12:57:38 · 15 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
heck yes!
2006-09-20 13:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 13:59:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know exactly what you mean - I work in retail and people ask me the stupidest questions. I always have to bite my tongue and not give them sarcastic answers like yours! But sometimes I wish I could try it just to see the looks on their faces!
2006-09-20 13:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but did she find out where to go?
2006-09-20 12:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Fester 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I see she REALLY needed help! And you were funny too!
2006-09-20 13:02:20 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, kinda, but if u did say that, i'd punch your face in, rofl, nah man, ur cool so i guess i'd just laugh about it
2006-09-20 12:59:23 · answer #6 · answered by Franky Tank Runner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god that is so funny, i almost want to work fast food now so i can say that!!! LMAO
2006-09-20 12:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason i find it very funny, don't know why though!
2006-09-20 15:18:20 · answer #8 · answered by Jubei 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea a little
2006-09-20 13:01:37 · answer #9 · answered by BlackHearted 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can I have fries with that?
2006-09-20 15:16:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋