2006-09-20 12:57:25 · 14 answers · asked by smed 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Here Lies
"Curly" Fries
He couldn't "Ketchup" so he died!
I totally made that up myself on the fly!
Have a great party!
2006-09-20 13:08:18 · answer #1 · answered by mom of 3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here lies Lester Moore
Shot dead with a 44
No less, no more
Here lies Sadie Lee
Died at the age of 83
For 16 years she kept her viginity
Sort of a record in this vicinity
2006-09-20 20:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rest in Pieces
2006-09-20 20:06:39 · answer #3 · answered by dbackbarb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor old Fred. Who dropped the boulder on his head?
2006-09-20 20:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by Christopher H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last year, I carved "Keys" with a down arrow onto one and had a plastic pumpkin sitting in front of it, so my "drinking" guests could drop off their keys.
2006-09-20 20:01:10 · answer #5 · answered by Shaken Not Stirred 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Spirit Is In.
2006-09-20 20:06:18 · answer #6 · answered by Hanna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death is only the beginning
I can see you!
Hey a*$hole!
Get your feet off my head!
2006-09-20 20:06:42 · answer #7 · answered by greek_book_italian_goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"There are two things guaranteed in life: Death and Taxes. As a Republican, Fred chose death."
2006-09-20 20:00:49 · answer #8 · answered by Chris E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here lies stupid, <--------I'm with stupid
Here lies (name),
Who thought he/she was a plumber,
But he/she really was a big
(fake dirt covers non-existing last line)
R.I.T.S. (Restroom in Tomb-stone)
2006-09-20 20:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by Peanut to the rescue! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Booooo, you're spooked.
2006-09-20 20:04:57 · answer #10 · answered by Johnlee 0'Fontle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋