2006-09-20 12:14:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
You will have to make a small speech.. what will you say?
2006-09-20 12:17:51 · update #1
Fantasy speech...as Bush looks out of the corner of his eye, he notices the uniform of a War Crimes Tribunal Officer for the UN waiting and swinging a baton in one hand and handcuff in another, I STAND UP AND WALK ON THE STAGE< I INTRODUCE him: Universal friends unite to hear the speech of the about to be bye bye President the very honorably unlawful detainee to be, GW Shrub oops I mean BUSH .......................
He then starts his speech:
Friends, countrymen and laura, lend me your feet cause I need to run ...eh...uh..uh hehe..hehe:
OK so I know I am in beeeg triuble here eh ehhe or is it trouble oh heheh.
OK so i think i should say an apology (sic apologize) ok say here uh uh here goes
There once was a boy from...oh not that one Dick? okay let me ask Rumy oh give me a minute uh ehehe. hehehe.
((Just then, a bolt came from the sky and this huge tongue appeared, it was the tongue of an angel and then it winged its way down and sat upon the shoulder of the sorrry man)) an d at last he could truly speak no more ehehe uhuhuh and he said:
Sorry Cindy Sheehan, sorry Americans, Sorry for lying, sorry for all thise deaths in Iraq and sorry to the parents of every soldier who died in vain, who died to bring more terrorists to the fore. Oh sorry for spending all your money,....sorry.....soory..sor...so s.. fades away forever
2006-09-20 13:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by meldorhan 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you wish for, Tyrone! The next guy in that office may not be so diligent.
Do you realize, you sound just like Ducky. Ducky is that disgusting fat body from Venezuela who's running around the world with his Venezuelan piggy bank, sweet talking any socialist, communist or muslim who will listen to his anti-American diatribe. You need to head down to S.America where they in-breed a whole new people, that give their allegiance to the likes of Ducky, Banjo-eyes (ahmadinejad), Fruit cake (Kim Jong Il), Turkey neck (Assad), and of coarse, the anti-christ himself (bin-laden).
It's really getting hard to identify these fanatics from the average democrat. I'm sure you people believe that GWB is completely off base, but for my money the guy is right on. So, when you grow up and learn the facts of life, I really hope that it's not too late!
2006-09-20 20:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by briang731/ bvincent 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The rest of the World will breath a sigh of relief.
The next question will be, can the US support free and open elections so you don't get more of the same, or are you going to allow the electoral process to be hi-jacked like last time?
Perhaps the US might invade itself!
Jules, Australia.
2006-09-20 19:47:10 · answer #3 · answered by Jules G 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Goes? Goes to the bathroom? Goes to the ranch? If you mean goes for good, I'll bring the popcorn! :)
SPEECH:
My fellow Americans, today has been a long time coming. We have seen dark days and needless waste of lives and resources together. Today, January 20, is our new independence day!
2006-09-20 19:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by Joe D 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Hopefully - Rest in Peace
2006-09-20 19:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my speech...
"Ladies and Gentlemen. Thank you for inviting me here. I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you all to the United States of America. The land of the free... The land of the rich... The land of opportunity... And the land of Utopia... The land that is now the envy of all foreign nations... LONG LIVE AMERICA!"
2006-09-20 22:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It will be the real life version of the Star Wars celebration when the evil Emperor was overthrown. I'll bring the beer and chips.
2006-09-20 19:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by brian2412 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Are you going to have the party in Iran, Cuba or Venezuala?
Bush still has 2 years, and when his time is up we will get a real consrvative.
hahahahahaha just keep drinking the cool aid. ill enjoy your hangover in Nov.
2006-09-20 19:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by S H I R A Z 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I'll be there, how about having a big fiesta in Caracas ;)
2006-09-20 19:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Dr.Feelgood 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You'll think it's great...until the Muslims come knocking on your door...convert now or be beheaded.
2006-09-20 19:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋