English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

is it wrong to assualt a snail? what if that snail pointed at you and called you names like steve or fred? and can you teach a sloath to break dance?

2006-09-20 11:35:43 · 11 answers · asked by y u n v ME?! 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

11 answers

i had the same problem i just got some salt and serounded the sail and made him stay in one spot all night
and no you can teach a sloath to break dance. but they make good cooks

2006-09-20 11:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by sunrisedrifter 2 · 1 0

It is against the law to assualt a snail for simple verbal abuse particularly since he is in his own home and can do as he pleases. As for the sloth: I had good luck with the threetoed ones, but the twotoed variety has poor balance. I had to teach them to brake dance. Proved quite popular in sloth circles.

2006-09-20 12:09:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You have to understand the snail. Or maybe sign a deal, if it can speak, you could show it on street corners, and earn some quick money.

2006-09-20 11:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by reading_is_dangerous 3 · 0 0

A snail called you name, I did not know snails can talk. Then in that case, if it assaults you, you do the same

2006-09-20 11:38:59 · answer #4 · answered by nedjine05 1 · 0 1

The best way to assault a snail is to call him coward, who's afraid of open air!
(he never lives his house)
Break dancing sloth?
I don't think so.
Maybe break-necking sloth (if it falls down from his favorite
napping tree)!!

2006-09-20 11:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by gobervart 2 · 0 0

Yes.
you must respect your nature even if the snail doesnt.
Where did your responsibilites go?

Trisha

2006-09-20 11:41:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

snails smell

2006-09-20 11:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by GobleyGook 3 · 0 0

I think calling you anything outside your real name is an insult, just step on it, that'll take care of that.

2006-09-20 11:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

get a life- or a wife. either one would help you a lot. if all else fails, go to counseling.

2006-09-20 12:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by On the Journey 2 · 0 0

hehe. You are a dork.

2006-09-20 11:39:18 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Piper 6 · 0 1

fedest.com, questions and answers