Around a females' time of the month guys usually says that the girl is PMS-ing. I was wondering what type of syptoms guys would have if they were PMSing?
2006-09-20 11:12:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't get me started; I may get cited by YAT for male bashing!
On the other hand, maybe it'll pass as humor?
10 TOP SIGNS THAT A MAN IS "AT THAT TIME" IN THE MONTH
10. Incredible craving for beer, chips, Ding-Dongs, nachos, chili dogs, Cheetos, and other inedibles.
9. Unwilling to even **let go** of the remote control.
8. Gets moody when you say "yes, dear, your pants at half-mast DO make your butt look big".
7. Complains excessively when you use his razor to shave your legs, or to scrape paint off the windowsill.
6. Spends inordinate time looking at car ads in the paper, but is unable to make a decision as to whether he'd like a Ferrari or a Corvette (and gets cranky when you point out that a Neon is really _much_ more practical)
5. Breaks into hysterical sobbing when his sport show is
pre-empted in the last few minutes by a showing of "Heidi".
4. Shouts at the cat "STOP STAMPING YOUR FEET!" whenever he has a headache.
3. Complains because swelling and puffiness makes it difficult to fit into his favorite work shoes.
2. Dramatic changes in appetite: will either stare into a fully-loaded refrigerator and moan "there's nothing to EAT around here!", or will eat everything inside said refrigerator within 24 hours.
1. Stomps out of bedroom, shouting "you're only interested in me for one thing!" when you nestle up against him.....and it was because you were COLD, not feeling romantic.
(Currently hiding in shelter, expecting enraged brickbats)
2006-09-20 11:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by samiracat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sullen, sulky, whiny, unable to do anything for themselves except use the TV remote and stink up the bathroom. Wait a minute...
2006-09-20 11:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same symptoms I would guess. Sometimes I feel like guys do PMS. Maybe we rub off on them.
2006-09-20 11:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Cloe 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Men would control the symptoms so well you that would never know it was happening.
And they would stride manfully about with a great sense of purpose and direction.
2006-09-20 11:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the same syptoms we have maybe? i agree with undead princess lol
2006-09-20 11:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♥DevilsChild♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, who needs guys to PMS when they're already a**holes?
2006-09-20 11:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by maggie w 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
pwsing buting up with womens $hit
2006-09-20 11:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bother any guy during his football game, and there you have your answer.
2006-09-20 11:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would probably hurt girls and be an awful conehead.
2006-09-20 11:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mood swings
2006-09-20 11:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by red_star_56 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋