I have thousands - but the one that pops into my head is "You don't win friends with SALAD, You don't win friends with SALAD!" Sung by Bart and Homer as they form a conga line with Maggie in the episode when Lisa becomes a vegeterian
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2006-09-20 10:16:26 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
I just remembered another one! My husband and I always say it whenever there is a really dramatic scene on TV where someone dies: Gobble Gobble Gobble...dead [prof frink when they are on fantasy island]
2006-09-20 10:55:39 · update #1
"I'm going to die lonely and ugly and dead"- Moe
"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the vulcans, breeding will be permitted once ever seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding, but for me, much much more!" - Comic Book Guy
"And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled" - Superintendent Chalmers
2006-09-20 10:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Martin523 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Homer: Oh something like No Beer no TV make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! Blehhhh Oooheehooheehoo!
Treehouse of Horror (favorite one!)
2006-09-20 17:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by mikeyeggs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't Have a Cow Man!!- Bart Simpson
2006-09-20 17:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by mth16us 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple favorites:
Ralph Wiggum: "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
Homer (after Marge apologizes for accidentally cuttiing his thumb off): "Sorry doesn't put thumbs on the hand Marge!!!"
Homer (singing): "I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean S-M-A-R-T."
Homer (on computer): "To start press any key. Oh, where's the "any" key?"
2006-09-20 17:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by TK 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bart:it wrked!im hairier than a monkey's armpit!
luv ya H-man
moleman:where am I?
Barney:Braap!!
Ned Flanders:Gosh darn diddly doo dog!
Proffesor Frink:the poisons in the glatians and the tremblin and ahow ther!
2006-09-20 17:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by joe c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost anything that comes out of Ralph Wiggum....
"Me fail English? That's unpossible. "
"My cat's breath smells like catfood..."
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
2006-09-20 17:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Bart Simpson. Who the h*ll are you?
Rod Flanders: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders: One problem at a time, boy.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 17:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Myke BoDean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
homer, in referring to the angel that lisa found episode, "what are we gonna do with all these angel ashtray's?!?!"
bart "i can take up smoking!"
homer "you better damn well do it"
that is such a classic for me, cheers
2006-09-20 17:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Henry_Tee 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When Milhouse finds a monkey in a basket his mom bought...and later in the episode he is laying down sayin"So cold...so cold...."
2006-09-20 17:22:40 · answer #9 · answered by woofan60 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favorite quote is when Homer got his liscense revoked
Lisa-why dont you take public transportation?
Homer-public transportation? public transportation are for bums and lesbians
2006-09-20 17:25:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋