Whom would you rather see as Secretary-General of the United Nations?

Question

1. Jerry Springer
2. Miss Cleo
3. Jack Van Impe

Answer 1

My first impulse was to jump all over Jerry Springer. But then, I live ninety minutes north of Cincinnati and I remember how he bungled in politiks down there. Jerry is a no-go, although I would love to see Steve the Bouncer toss Mr. Bush out on his derriere.

Jack van Impe has a certain savoire faire, but he advises Mr. Bush, which is certainly no gleaming credential. I must go with Miss Cleo. I can picture her leading the UN, holding up her crystal ball and glaring at Mr. Bush:

"You be lyin', you fool! You get your white a$s out of here, mon! First Iraq, now de rest of de world! Your whole problem is you momma, she never love you. You leave here right now, you go to you momma, and you kiss and make up. Then when you got you self right with Karma, den you come back here and see Miss Cleo. Do it, mon! That be ten dolla and kiss de crystal! Kiss de monkey while you down there, too, fool! Now you come up here, Mister Tony Blair! Kiss de monkey! Kiss de monkey 'til it screams!"

I'd never miss another of those boring UN meetings on C-Span again.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

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Answer 4

None of the above but If I had to choose Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry

Answer 5

Jack Van Impe...Now that would be a hoot!

Answer 6

The Springman

Answer 7

none of the above, one of the hot looking gay bartenders who wear thongs or underwear and suspenders at the Lion's club in costa mesa, or that cute little cross dreesing maid who just wore underwear nd high heels in "the bird cage" if they are going to have a job title with the word sexatary in it, then damn it ,they should look the part

Answer 8

4. Undead Princess

What would they think having a corpse running the UN.

Answer 9

Miss Cleo cuz she got to go to jail just cuz THE MAN be puttin' her down

Answer 10

Springer. At least he has a little experience in politics.