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Those stupid ringtones are driving me crazy. Every time I try to sleep I hear "Green Onions."

2006-09-20 09:46:19 · 26 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Great. Now not only am I starving for your thighs, luv, but "Green Onions" keeps running through my head and I only have it on cassette. I haven't had a cassette player since Reagan was president. So I tried to download it from an unnamed file-sharing programme. So far I've got **** Dale and the Ventures, Duane Eddy, Floyd Kramer, Henry Mancini, Giorgio, Hot Butter, and Wall of Voodoo, but no freaking Green Onions! Can't any of these pinheads get their instrumental song titles straight? It's Booker T and the MGs, dammit to hell!

And in the meantime, your thighs keep ringing and vibrating, and I can't do a thing about it except make face-whoopee to them by transcendental voodoo. It's like making love in a suit of armor, I tell you, but without the mace-ball.

2006-09-21 00:49:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Since cellulite is a structural issue (muscle) it can be fixed with simple and unique body movements which target the cellulite areas. These types of moves can be followed by any woman, regardless of her age or fitness level. And it doesn?t matter if the cellulite started in the early teen years, or after pregnancy, or after menopause, it?s still a structural issue that results from soft, un-toned muscles underneath the saggy, dimpled, shadowy skin. As a medical researcher I don't really recommend phony lotions, painful treatments, crazy skin-brushing, useless body-wrapping or toxin-Flushing pill-scams. Check out this site if you want to know more about how to treat cellulite http://nocellulite.toptips.org

2014-09-27 04:45:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There are many products and procedures advertised for reducing and eliminating cellulite, that horrible looking dimpled skin that shows up on the thighs, backsides, stomach or upper arms of 8 out of 10 women.
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2015-02-04 02:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hello, just lot of water, "no" salt.cola,fried meat, walk 30 minutes every day, massage with worm oil every night and on Sunday all day don't forget to put on a long leg pants till nite time, take a warm bath, don't forget to drink lot of water, 100%juice, for one year, it should help lot, there no cure for cell, but if is your cellular, jut turn it off. good dreams. And God bless you and your family

2006-09-20 10:03:24 · answer #4 · answered by Isabel Gaviota 4 · 0 0

Shut up! Become Re-dead Princess

2006-09-20 09:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Seep with your thighs up in the air. You're lucky you have cellular on your thighs though!__ I have cellulite on my phone and it sucks. :(

2006-09-20 09:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0 0

Isn't there a volume control on your thighs? Maybe you could get earplugs.

2006-09-20 09:47:50 · answer #7 · answered by want it bad 5 · 0 0

Reach around and pull off the cell phone.

Can you rear me now.

Gooood.

2006-09-20 09:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0 0

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2017-02-20 06:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by adrian 4 · 0 0

Take the phone out of your pants!

2006-09-20 09:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0 0

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