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Stays the course, even heading directly into an IceBerg?
2006-09-20 09:13:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Fueled by horse sh;t
2006-09-20 09:17:03 · update #1
ehehehe hermster ; came in 5 trillion over budget.
2006-09-20 09:19:39 · update #2
"mission accomplished" painted on the side before its commissioned.
2006-09-20 09:22:07 · update #3
Yes it only steers in one direction and the weapons fire randomly in all directions.
2006-09-20 09:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does it automatically fire missles at unprovoking countries no matter what the controllers are telling it to do? Or maybe it stays docked until the fight is over and then claims to be a factor. How about it just pretends to be a real battleship by putting on a disguise and brags about all of the hard work it's done? I think it sounds like a fine idea.
2006-09-20 16:49:29 · answer #2 · answered by bluejacket8j 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's made from 5 years of bold face lies and is 500 trillion billion dollars over budget, but it will spread freedom worldwide in places the people don't want it.
2006-09-20 16:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by bill blasphemy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how you got the idea for your question?? Hummm.
The USS GWB, would look real nice under the sea, next to the titanic.
2006-09-20 16:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by Villain 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there ought to be some old, rusting hulk resting on the bottom of the ocean somewhere that we could stencil that on...
2006-09-20 16:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
I'll ride it but I think i'll jump off before it hits the Iceberg.
I'd personally rather ram it into an Iranian port.
2006-09-20 16:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by pinkgoatwithmentalissues 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Claims there are icebergs everywhere, but we later learn it is in warm waters...
2006-09-20 16:14:58 · answer #7 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ROFL...
it can't maneuver by itself, instead it is tugged along by a Rove-boat..
HAHAHHAHAAAaaaa...um, sorry....that was bad...
2006-09-20 16:45:59 · answer #8 · answered by DEP 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's about the size of it!
It's goin' down.
glug glug glug
2006-09-20 16:14:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yeah ... yeah ... I am thinking dirigible ... you know ... it looks like a big dick.
2006-09-20 16:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋