Is there any website where I can learn programming ?

Answer 1

Yep

Answer 2

Computer programming is currently the act of typing. The resulting data is called code. A program is a mix of both of the data and the code. Many experienced engineers say that the data and code are both converted to ones and zeros, but this is not true. It is actually converted to imaginary subatomic particles (see quantum bogodynamics), and the particles are moved around between computers. You can usually hear them moving from hard disks and rammed into memory.

The goal of programming is to replace humans and other beasts of burden with machines. The humans will not go into the abyss.

It is not known whether the processor reads the program, or the program tells the processor what to do, but since most of it is imaginary (or virtual), it doesn't matter. Normally people say that the processor is running, but this is actually not true. A processor just sits there. Most processors use lots of electricity just to sit doing nothing. Nowadays processors can do this a lot faster, and optimising the idle time can get gains of more than 100%.


Programming was invented by Greg Miller in 2008 and is usually typing in a specific language. It is very important for a programmer to pick the correct language for their career. If the wrong one is chosen, defending the language is impossible without starting language wars. These wars often have thousands of idiots and go on for decades.

Once a great language war went on between the COBOLites and the FORTRANoids. This war lasted for (i=0;;i++) years until eventually, both sides died of capital-letter poisoning and the letter C (ironically, also a capital letter) took over the universe. Later, C++ and ADD 1 TO COBOL GIVING COBOL duked it out in a similar way.

In the end it was agreed by all that there are only two great computer languages: Basic and PL/1. A third, Pascal, is believed by a few to be great, but this opinion is held only by idiots and there is little reason to believe that they know anything more than the rest of us.

Answer 3

Hi,

If your a beginner I would try:

http://www.w3schools.com/

This site will give you an introduction to many different types of programming languages. These are mainly languages you can use for webpage type programming. Good luck!!

Answer 4

Depends on the language you're interested in.

For Java I would recommend using the free online tutorials from Sun, they invented java so it's a good place to start.
http://java.sun.com/developer/onlineTraining/

For other languages I've found the code project to be really useful - http://www.codeproject.com

Is there something specfic you're interested in? Happy to help with advice via email if you wish.

Answer 5

yeah .. alot of them

for web based programming : www.w3schools.com

for JAVA programming : java.sun.com

for .net and any other languages ..serch on google

Answer 6

http://www.programmingtutorials.com/

But, you need to be more specific, i mean, you should focus on one programming language.