My England shirt on.
How the hell can i go and watch England play
at the pub with my mates anymore if that
thought enters my mind and i get aroused???????????????
2006-09-20 06:11:16 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
You are a cute and adorable husband. What a thing to worry about. How many men would admit to going to watch sports but thinking of their wife instead. That's amazing. Let her wear your shirt.
2006-09-20 06:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better the England shirt than any other my man! At least it's fond memories. Wear it with pride and have a sneaky smirk that lets your friends know there is more to the shirt than just team pride. I love Liverpool and my wife wears the shirt before I go out and drink with the boys at the pub. All the better if you can still smell her parfume in the shirt when you wear it. Go ENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll never walk alone!!!!!!!
2006-09-20 13:16:05 · answer #2 · answered by TexasLSUTiger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Wife on cell phone; ask her to have on that shirt of yours once again and be in bed waiting, you're just minutes away! By the way, where can I buy an England shirt like that one? LOL
2006-09-20 13:21:26 · answer #3 · answered by shelly_mo67 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make her play football in it. Once you watch her run around spooning the ball all over the place, put her in goal and watch her try to throw and catch the thing. That should put all sexual football/ wife related issues right out of your mind.
2006-09-20 13:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by jonny Atlantis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The usual England performance always leaves me feeling very impotent
2006-09-20 13:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but that just made me giggle. Humm could I try that with my husbands baseball shirt? Might make him want to stay home with me instead of playing ball. Naa wouldn't work.
Your saying there is no way you can block that image from your mind? Try thinking of something else when you put it on.
Buy another shirt? Save that one for at home when your alone with her.
2006-09-20 13:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by misstigeress 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i thought you meant..... anyway, while you watch football just think about football and not of your wife or you might be stood there watching a bunch of guys in shorts chasing a sack of air around a muddy field with a stiffy, now that would be gay :-P
2006-09-20 13:14:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your mates that your arousal is for England.
2006-09-20 13:13:48 · answer #8 · answered by L3-knightw1zard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you want to watch england play when you've got a hot wife and a bike, its not like there any good is it. atleast she wont break your heart like lampard, terry,roony and whats his name walcott. change sports and let the little lady indoors keep your shirt for prosperity.
2006-09-20 13:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by neil d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been worst. Like if she was wearing a Queens Park Rangers "Super hoops" shirt.
2006-09-20 13:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋