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I think it was a National Lampoons movie [Adam & Eve] that made this situation comedic and left me wondering, exactly how do you wipe your behind?

Do you lift your butt and then wipe, or do you keep one cheek on the seat and lift only one cheek to wipe, or do you stand to wipe?

2006-09-20 04:47:24 · 9 answers · asked by Rachael 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

leave one cheek firmly on the seat, wipe from front to back. i think standing to wipe is what most guys do which leaves them the infamous skidmarks. gross. lol

2006-09-20 04:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by adore 1 · 2 0

Lift one cheek, and reach around and go from front to back

2006-09-20 11:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

normally for chics ur supposed to stand up, bend pass ur hand behind and wipe from front to back so that nothing stays then look to see if uv gotten everything and throw in the toilet

2006-09-20 11:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by titties 3 · 2 0

With a piece of toilet paper, of course ...that being said, on some occasions, leaves from a tree, a piece of clothing or a loved one may be acceptable alternatives :-)

2006-09-20 13:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by p.g 7 · 1 0

Lift one cheek on the side of lid and go both ways to make sure...front to back....new sheets...back to front....repeat!

2006-09-20 11:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1 0

Ruby's answer is the most important. To prevent infections.

2006-09-20 11:50:01 · answer #6 · answered by snvffy 7 · 0 1

What? You seriously wasted your time asking this question? -or do you really not know how?

2006-09-20 11:51:53 · answer #7 · answered by Maniac 2 · 0 3

uhh, front to back?

2006-09-20 11:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

u still don't know? who does it for u, your mama?

2006-09-20 11:51:03 · answer #9 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0 3

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