How would you describe your style of walking?

Question

Normally I scamper like a deranged squirrel. If I'm feeling tired or grumpy, I tend to drift like a tramp with a passion for existentialism but who's 10p short of the asking price of "Being and Nothingness" and nobody will give it to him because they think he'll just go and waste it on tea or booze or crack

It's true, 3234, I am stupid and slutty. But on the plus side, I'm friendly to people and I haven't invented 2 avatars to give myself Best Answer all the time.

Answer 1

Well, I suppose it could be described as a silly walk, although some say not. Typically I take two very long steps then the next five steps are decreasingly shorter in stride. Then I walk normally for 8 more steps, but refrain from swinging my arms... just hold them perfectly still. Then, I clap twice and give a little hop.

This I keep repeating until I reach my destination.

It works well for me, but the Ministry refused to award me a grant so I could develop it further.

Answer 2

I've been told I walk like a man on a mission. No pun intended, but I'll take it anywho. If you're tired and grumpy lay of the sugar for a few years then you can plan that Marxist / Existential Revolution. Power to the me!

Answer 3

Mine's a weird quick stride, like a man who's soiled himself and is trying to overcompensate by walking like a man who hasn't soiled himself but is still worried about a log dropping out the bottom of his trouser leg. Add to this my facial expression which when relaxed is naturally frowning/concerned and my slumped shoulders, as if to say 'I'm beyond disappointment that my life is this mundane rigmarole, I'm sadly resigned to it'. I also walk at a slight angle, like I'm 1/8th crab, my right shoulder leading ever so slightly, and my often slightly anhebriated state that leads to my feet catching on the pavement below me causing frequent stumbles that I try to ignore in a veign attempt to retain some dignity.
All in all it's a sorry sight.

Answer 4

a. Morose shoe-gazing while staring accusingly at the Earth (just to let the world know it's to blame for everything), brow furrowed like a John Deere 7030 Series has been over it three times; or

b. Coffee-induced euphoric runwalking, like a happy puppy but with better bowel control (mostly).

PS I love Roy & clickclack's answers!

Answer 5

I walk like Tsunade from Naruto Haha I propose it i'm no longer joking my strolling form is kinda like her yet she isn't an animal, is she lol :P ok get on the right song i think of I walk like mummm humm owummm.... aha yah like human sure that that and human are animals suitable :P

Answer 6

Slowish with a bit of a limp, had a bad accident a good few years ago so my speed of walk has had to slow right down these days, still at least I can still walk and I am grateful for that.

Answer 7

Normally while in town or on my own, fast, clicking my heels so people know I mean business. It also helps me avoid perverts and charity workers.
First thing in the morning, I stagger into walls and doors and stub my toes on the ironing board/ easel/ the cat.

Answer 8

Like a cr*p version of Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Answer 9

Fast with head down looking at my feet. Well you don't want to step in stuff and the lack of eye contact means I get to dodge the nuts with leaflets about "a new kind of church".

Answer 10

I am told I walk like I have bullet up my a***, probably because I walk fast, and that I walk like man, again the fast walking!! personally I think I walk just fine!