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while dispatching mail one morning a coworker approaches u and explains that he noticed a package addressed to ur girlfriend marked FRAGILE with a return address labeled 'Pleasure-Machines-R-Us', what is ur reaction at work?, and do u approach ur girlfriend with ur newfound ?

2006-09-20 04:34:34 · 11 answers · asked by Love7 3 in Family & Relationships Friends

I'm a Female, I wanted to know how my
boyfriend would react if this happened
to him ( it will in few day ) oh no :)
If it happened to u how would u react?

2006-09-20 04:44:25 · update #1

11 answers

If he is sly, he passed it off at work as nothing important and made a joke about it to his coworkers. His thoughts initially: "am I not good enough?" (are they ever?!?) It is a slight blow to the testosterone filled "it's all about me" male ego. Then the "maybe she's into girls?" question will enter his thoughts. ooh! that's another blow to his male spermicidally enhanced ego. If he's a temperamental guy, he may be pissed that he now knows he is not good enough and accuse you of being a lesbitarian. If he's mild tempered it'll be no big deal. But his unconscious ego has some bruising and those thoughts will be looming in the back of his mind. It's up to you to get a step ahead and manipulate this situation to your advantage. Tell him it is for the BOTH of you to enjoy. It'll get him thinking more clearly with his beefy burrito of manhood.

2006-09-20 04:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by Whycantichangemypic 1 · 0 1

At work: I would keep it simple: Play it cool at work and say it's kind of a joke.
And hell YEAH approach your girlfriend with that... If she find's it necessary to use the stuff described above there seems to be something wrong.. Don't you think? Well or maybe not.. Maybe it's really something fun..

2006-09-20 04:40:17 · answer #2 · answered by Stephan K 2 · 0 0

Your reaction at work should be one of Confidentiality!

And if you feel the need to say something to her - then compliment her on Herr Liberal Thinking!
It May well all be quite Innocent!

2006-09-20 04:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by J. Charles 6 · 1 0

It might be a gift... Who knows??? Sounds very interesting though... What a way to spend the morning...

2006-09-20 04:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by BECB 2 · 0 0

First thing, I make sure the thing in the package doesn't go into me. If not, then let her have her fun.

2006-09-20 04:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

girls r smart, she probibly new you was going to see it. don't open it just let her fill you in on the details. it might not be what you think at all. keep an open mind.

2006-09-20 04:39:36 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 0

are you sure this is not a joke? Most of those packages are very discrete......how do iknow.....ahh i read about it

2006-09-20 04:45:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i dont think its a big deal as long as im still getting what i need

2006-09-20 04:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by xdingchavezx 1 · 0 1

no you wait and see what the toy is, why feel depressed

2006-09-20 04:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by paki 5 · 0 1

LMAO AT LEAST SHE ISN'T MESSING AROUND ON YA>

2006-09-20 04:36:15 · answer #10 · answered by oceanwvs2000 4 · 0 1

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