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Not only that, when I ask him a serious question like:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Av70cc0AMOkS1WjPQjqLh4Dsy6IX?qid=20060920064012AAJg8IJ
He starts spitting.

2006-09-20 03:48:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

17 answers

Lol, this one made me smile.

2006-09-20 03:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nope, Gnomes aren't necessarily all friendly. It depends on the one you get :) and it looks like you lucked out...hehehe.

Kilroy...Gnomes aren't demons, Gnomes are a type of Faery...perhaps a little reading is in order...

2006-09-21 05:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by lil_fae_grrl 1 · 0 0

You have a gnome kicking you?
Well i was told when I was younger that faries are pretty.
Yeah pretty vicious.
They steel sh^it, and play pranks.
Get some faries to scare the gnome away.

2006-09-20 13:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 0 0

Who ever told you that gnome's were friendly were friendly are badly mistaking. For gnome's are a family of demon's. And there is no such thing as a friendly demons.

2006-09-20 11:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by kilroymaster 7 · 0 0

I touched a gnome in a bad place

2006-09-20 10:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they are actually a bit mischieviuos like pixies! they are fundamentally good, but like to have a laugh! do not bother asking them questions just now, since you are so lucky to know gnomes, wait a little and gain their trust.

2006-09-20 11:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 0 0

yeah man gnomes are evil. next time you go outside bring a metal baseball bat and smash it to pieces.

2006-09-20 10:56:59 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ღαмαиdα♥ღ 7 · 0 0

tell him how you feel maybe that's his way of showing he has a crush on you. If after talking to him it gets worse kill him with kindness. Take a beautiful flower and shove it down his troat. That might work.

2006-09-20 11:00:37 · answer #8 · answered by pyt_tlc 3 · 0 0

WHERE did you meet the gnome? Maybe you stepped on his house, or his family? STAY OFF THE LAWN!!!!!!!

2006-09-20 11:29:52 · answer #9 · answered by cricketwinner@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0 0

sorry, gnomes are just little people, and they are usualy ticked that they are called gnomes, so ur shines are pretty much done for

2006-09-20 10:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by nowicansee2002 1 · 1 0

Nope...Pixies are friendly. Gnomes are Bastards!

2006-09-20 10:58:18 · answer #11 · answered by mrbentton 2 · 0 0

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