The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest
"Tell me, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to
confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay
for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you
would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found
you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will
balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the
priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind.
Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
2006-09-20 03:45:16 · 28 answers · asked by ||| Romeo Boy ||| 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
10/10
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2006-09-21 04:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 12⤋
5
2006-09-20 10:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by Trina J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-09-20 10:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by Whattup Doc? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-09-20 10:46:57 · answer #4 · answered by cab veteran 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
3-4
2006-09-20 10:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Still getting the favors after the war....haha
I give it a 9
2006-09-20 10:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Crazychick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even a giggle here. Sorry.
2
2006-09-20 11:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by Stacey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe a 3
2006-09-20 10:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by moviegirl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would rated this a 6
2006-09-20 10:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by Sweetpea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke - probably a 5!@
2006-09-20 10:56:25 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 6 Because I heard it before.
2006-09-20 10:50:56 · answer #11 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋