Ladies! How would you describe period pains to a man?

Question

If you were telling a man exactly how it felt, what would you say?

Answer 1

I had a male acquaintance talking about how he'd gotten hit in the groin during a baseball game. He was ranting about the pain and how "it's an agony that comes from deep in the core of your body". He was quite dramatic, telling me that there's no way a woman would ever understand that kind of pain. I just laughed and told him I go through that kind of pain once a month.

Answer 2

Wait until your man has some kind of diahrrea/virus/bug. (It is just too hard for guys to remember things so that you can describe to something he can relate to. It's much easier if they are experiencing something themselves).

When he's really running to the bathroom a lot ... ask him what feels like to have his intestines cramp up really bad. At that point, you can say, hey guess what? That way you feel with your intestines cramping - that happens to me every month but its a little bit in front of where you are feeling it.

Then, the next time you have cramps, remind him about how he felt when he was really sick recently.

Answer 3

tell him its similar to the pain experienced when your lying in bed and get cramp on your calf muscle that causes you to jump out of bed as if you have been shot, hop around on one foot for ten minutes before the pain eases off.
then tell him its actually worse than that at it stabs you into the bargain,, i am sure he will understand what you are going through..
good luck
x

Answer 4

The same way it feels when you get kicked in the groin only ours does not go away if you lay still.

Answer 5

sometimes I say, it feels like someone is poking me in the stomach with somethin or my stomach feels like im constipated or full of gas thats painful.

Answer 6

i told my husband it was like being punched in the gut over and over for 3 days.

Answer 7

ram a long, blunt screwdriver through you belly button and wiggle it around.