Dawgs, I ain't even a Christian, and even if I was, I wouldn't go for any of that "castin' out demons" crap. I just wanted to be able walk up my stairs without havin' to sit down and rest at the top. What is wrong with doctors in this country anyway?
2006-09-20 02:25:44 · 12 answers · asked by cdrfish7 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Wow, is this supposed to be a joke, or are you seriously this ignorant?
If it is supposed to be a joke, it's not funny....
If you're serious, then yes, by all means sue and make an a s s of yourself, DAWG
2006-09-20 02:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how many and what kind of doctors you've seen; anyone specialized in the respiratory system; heart disease, etc?
You probably have some hidden error in your system. Has it started suddenly; without any preludes? If so, then the doctor who advised an exorcism (especially if he knows your medical record) may very well be right.
Even if you're not a Christian, buddy, the devil still has authority to menace your living; he practicies his specialties on all humanity, not just on Christians. The people Christ healed from demonic possession suffered all kinds of illnesses, and one of those was merely a woman with an arched back, and after eighteen years in that condition, she was damn lucky she crossed the path of Jesus, and she straightened up, on the spot.
If you decide to change your mind and give exorcism a try, know first hand that it doesn't begin with 'castin' out demons', but it begins with special blessing prayers; provocation prayers to get the demon to appear, just in case it's trying to mask its existence.
Then, if your case is positive (there is a demon), only then does serious work begin. But then, you will have to be very cooperative and implement whatever advice the exorcist will put forth to you.
Whatever you do, do not go to sourcerers and "White magic doctors"; there's no such thing as 'white magic', only "magic", and that's never clean (it all works through the agency of demons, as no man can bring a good spirit from the presence of God at one's own discretion; only demons). Look for a godly man and let him lead you to a straightforward priest, and if there are any exorcists in your vicinity, let them begin as soon as possible. The longer the case lasts, the more it persists, and doesn't stay the same, but evolves into something far worse. Still, you probably haven't seen enough doctors; good ones at least.
Good luck, friend.
2006-09-20 09:59:59 · answer #2 · answered by Elizus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Dawg,
I think maybe the doctor may have said "EXERCISE" and not "EXORCISE"... There is a massive difference between the two even if the wording does appear similar.
So if it exercise he was talking about, it makes sence... But if he suggested an exorcism, that's really off-beat for a so-called "proffesional" of the medical field. I thought it wasn't allowed to discuss religious beliefs (or NON-belief) between doctors & patients.
Cheers
2006-09-20 10:30:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question shows the appalling lack of education in this country. Your doctor said to EXCERCISE, you moron. That means work out in a gym, walk, jog, whatever. Some excercise on your brain wouldn't be a bad idea either, DAWG.
2006-09-20 09:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by blondee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He meant exercised, and if you can't climb the stairs without sitting down to catch your breath, you better get on that....cause demons I would think, would give you the energy to make it up those steps!
2006-09-20 09:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by melanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you misunderstood. He said you're flabby and you need to exercise. Cleaning the ears out will help.
2006-09-20 22:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by EW 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he moonlights as a priest and knows whats best.
2006-09-20 09:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by J D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He meant EXERCISE, you pathetic retarded idiot! You must have been in the principal's office the day they taught that word in school.
2006-09-20 09:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by Joe & Amy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure he didn't mean exercised, maybe you need some keep fit,lol
2006-09-20 09:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure he meant EXERCISE and I think you know that.
2006-09-20 09:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Kris B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋