I wonder how much stuff that Bush has screwed up already today.
2006-09-20 01:58:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
He may still be in his superman pajamas eating his bowl of Fruit Loops and waiting for his morning spanking from Condi. ("Yes, mam, I've been a very bad boy!")
2006-09-20 02:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Hillaryforpresident 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Answerman, I am most likely as liberal as you are, and, as a proud and informed progressive, I have to ask you a question: What kind of reaction are you digging for? Does anyone left of center feel good when "liberal" means weak, or unamerican or stupid, when coming out of the mouths of the right?
What if we as Liberals, try to be first at giving respect even if it pisses us off. By being bitter and juvenile, what will happen come election time.
I DON'T MEAN SIT QUIETLY IN THE CORNER
but we need to get statewide office, city commissions, and show productive energy and ideas. Smiling and listening politely when Santorum or Coleman have something to say.
2006-09-20 15:21:47 · answer #2 · answered by dollbrains 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7:10 a.m.-- Peed the bed again.
7:11 a.m.-- Covered wet spot with Constitution, went back to sleep.
7:40 a.m.-- Phone rang, accidentally pressed Red Button for WW III. Fortunately, NSC, DIA, and CIA have had it unplugged since the first time he did this on Jan. 22, 2001. Dick Cheney has the real button. Bush's red button is hooked up to a laugh-track at the Pentagon, where there is a daily time-pool lottery for a free coffee and donut.
7:52 a.m.-- Inserted Crest up his butt and brushed teeth with Preparation H. Didn't notice.
7:54 a.m.-- Still can't figure out why Norelco shaver keeps clogging up with shaving cream. Called Secret Service to make sure it's not an al Qaida plot.
8:02 a.m.-- Put toilet paper on hair and wiped butt with Brylcream.
8:11 a.m.-- Called Condoleezza "Oprah" again. Oops.
8: 17 a.m.-- Put salt in coffee and sugar on eggs. Wound up having Kool-Aid and a cold Pop Tart.
8:33 a.m.-- Had tantrum, had to have Secret Service find Waldo again.
8:42 a.m.-- Secret Service narrowly averts him from wearing Care Bears pajamas to big UN meeting.
8:51 a.m.-- Choked and passed out while attempting to put slip-on tie on by himself. Alert Secret Service agents wrestled tie to the ground and shot it with Glock 11 mm. automatics until dead.
8:57 a.m.-- Soiled Depends, late for UN meeting. Blamed it on matter of grave National Security.
2006-09-20 10:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give little Georgie a break. You know he's not a morning person.
2006-09-20 09:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by Overt Operative 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. I really liked Hillaryforpresident's answer!!
2006-09-20 09:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is probably toothpaste in his hair and mousse on his teeth.
2006-09-20 09:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
About the same amount as the presidents before him on the same day....
2006-09-20 09:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by Q-burt 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
How long will you simple ones love your simple ways?
How long will mockers delight in mockery
and fools hate knowledge?
2006-09-20 09:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by turntable 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LMAO!
2006-09-20 09:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋