If you have given a chance to reburn opposite gender who would you like be? Well, you need to pass under a rainbow maybe...
2006-09-20 00:17:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
a young version of my dad, he is the best
2006-09-20 00:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by jeanjean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was once this happily married old couple, well, they were happy apart from one thing, the husband's bad habbit of breaking wind every morning.
On their 30th wedding anniversary, the wife woke up,as usual, coughing and and gasping for breath. She then decided that she was so fed up with this that she would get her revenge. So she went downstairs, into the kitchen, picked up a big bowl, and filled it with raw liver,mashed potato, gravy, red wine and minced beef, shemixed it all up, went upstairs and dumped the contents of the bowl into the bed next to her husband. She went downstairs and waited.
About an hour later, the wife heard acouple of huge farts reverberate off the foorboards and then she heard a blood curdling scream.
About an hour later the husband came down the stairs holding the "bloodstained" sheets and pyjamas. He then said
'wife, all these years you've been telling me, but i never did, but now i knew i should have listend.'
'What do you mean?' asked the wife tying not laugh.
'All these years you've been telling me that one day i'd fart my guts out, and today it finally happend. But by the grace of god and these two fingers i got them all back in again'
2006-09-20 07:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Adriana Lima
2006-09-20 07:20:17 · answer #3 · answered by NoxecA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charlise Theron
2006-09-20 07:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by Gandalf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were born as a man, I would be the President. Im not ready to take on the responsibility of being the first female in office. Thats too much pressure.
2006-09-20 07:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Jess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't pass under the rainbow. I still would want to be a woman.
2006-09-20 08:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by charmed 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If was born in the opposite gender. I would probably be gay.
2006-09-20 07:21:31 · answer #7 · answered by mindrizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love to be my self not change because i have a good mother and father, am not rich but i love too be because it make me have a good felling we poor buy we rich is the happiness.
2006-09-20 07:19:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just want to be healthy
2006-09-20 07:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i want ti be same as now.its enough to me.wat u want to be
2006-09-20 07:22:07 · answer #10 · answered by chaithu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋