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or did that dozy old bird only die because of all the other cr@p she ate?

2006-09-19 23:16:13 · 19 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Lovely World.... are you on drugs?

2006-09-19 23:27:38 · update #1

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Actually its quite a sad story. The old lady was at one time a pillar of the community, spending her career as Head Mistress of the local school, and then ran the library after retiring.

Her son developed a serious drug addiction, and the poor old dear sold everything she had to pay for his rehabilitation. Anyway, the son didnt complete the treatment, conned her out of her last savings, and she ended up penniless, in a squat.

She died of a broken-heart, an acute case of pneumonia, and no doubt eating all those bugs contributed. So now you know.

2006-09-19 23:21:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No but you might get the runs.

Of course if yo then swallowed a spider to eat the fly
And swallowed a bird to eat the spider
And swallowed a Cat to eat the bird.....
etc etc etc

Then, I think yes, you might die!

2006-09-19 23:23:57 · answer #2 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0 0

she only choked on the fly, however the paramedics refused to enter her house because of the smell of urine
whats 20 yards long and smells of piddle?.
a conga chain in an old peoples home

2006-09-20 00:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by musicman 3 · 0 0

Not if you swallow a spider straight away and then a little later eat a bird.

2006-09-20 06:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by soundwave_stu 3 · 0 0

Bug's are very good for you - full of protein and vitamins and minerals and omega oils, so my money's on all the other basura

2006-09-20 04:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0 0

I think it was the subsequent spider, bird, cat, dog, goat and horse that got her.

2006-09-20 00:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by Jellicoe 4 · 0 0

lmao!!! i swallowed a fly once but it went through the nose hole wow what a experience.

2006-09-19 23:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

It depends how big the fly was, they could've been talking about an aeroplane... that'd kill ya.

2006-09-19 23:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by bex 4 · 0 0

i sallowed a fly when my head was out the car window and i am still here

2006-09-19 23:18:30 · answer #9 · answered by zoe 3 · 0 1

u wont die cos u swallowed a fly...... cos i accidently swallowed it before... ya... =)

2006-09-19 23:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by sadgal 3 · 0 0

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