OK, I'm going to get it started:
Yo mama so fat she died of a big mac attack.
10 pts for the best response :)
2006-09-19 22:40:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Yo mamma so fat she had to get off the beach so the tide could come in.
Yo mamma so stupid she attached the microwave to the bed so she could get eight hours sleep in twenty minutes.
Yo mamma so dumb she opened a shop selling camouflage jackets and can't find any of them.
2006-09-20 00:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so fat the cat jumped on her lap and was never seen again.
2006-09-20 05:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Old Wise One 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play.
2006-09-20 06:34:08 · answer #3 · answered by Me luv u long time 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw yo mamma kicking a trash can down the street. I asked what she was doing and she said 'moving house'.
2006-09-20 05:46:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so stupid she got fired from the M&M Factory for throwing away all the W's.
2006-09-20 05:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by Arts 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋