The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S *** OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ***. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He later informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS *** FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and led it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines : NUN ANNOUNCES HER
2006-09-19 22:23:26 · 4 answers · asked by Verdi 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
1) This is not a question so shouldn't be here
2) It was crap 1st time you posted it so why repeat it (which is against siterules)
2006-09-19 22:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pastor - minister of a sect
Bishop - head of priests
Nun - sister in a Congregation
All of the above love donkeys and races.
2006-09-20 05:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assick joke hahahahaha
2006-09-20 05:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
free lol
2006-09-20 05:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Proud Republican 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋