2006-09-19 22:20:04 · 10 answers · asked by rileys_lad 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Full Metal Jacket
HARTMAN
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!!
Didn't
Mommy and Daddy show you enough
attention when you were a child?!!!
BANG!
The round hits HARTMAN in the chest.
He falls back dead.
JOKER and PYLE stand looking at the body.
Then PYLE looks at JoKER and
slowly raises his rifle.
JOKER
(trembling)
Easy, Leonard. Go easy, man.
PYLE breathes heavily, and Keeps the
rifle aimed at
JOKER.
JOKER is scared shitless.
PYLE looks at
JOKER for several seconds and slowly
lowers the rifle. Then he stumbles
back a few steps
and sits down, heavily on the toilet.
PYLE turns
away from JOKER and stares into space,
a strangely peaceful look
transforming his face.
He places the muzzle of the rifle in his mouth.
JOKER
No!!!
BANG!
PYLE pulls the trigger and blows the back of
his
head over the white tiled wall behind him.
SCENE FADES TO BLACK
2006-09-19 22:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by pompeyfc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brain
2006-09-19 22:22:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Chanting] This is my rifle.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [Grabbing their crotches] This is my gun.
Marines: This is for fighting.
Marines: [Grabbing their crotches] This is for fun.
Marines: [chanting] This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ******* walrus-looking piece of ****. Get the **** off of my obstacle. Get the **** down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Private Cowboy: Don't **** me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't **** you. You're my favorite turd!
2006-09-19 22:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by Kynnie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well sarge.... I was up well early cus some idiot blew some trumpet to loud and the Costa I've just been over and got hasn't kicked in yet ..... what time is breakfast?
2006-09-19 22:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by spambifta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sgt Hulka to Bill Murry in "Stripes"
2006-09-19 22:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by mslider2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Sir' The Private whishes to tell the drill instructor that he is not gay, but would prefer to share a bunk with Bubba. 'Sir'
2006-09-19 22:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I order you to put down that rifle!!
2006-09-19 22:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got piles.
2006-09-19 22:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by onsomethinguk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seem to have misplaced my common sense...
2006-09-19 22:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
arrrr my problem be scurvy
2006-09-19 22:21:29 · answer #10 · answered by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋