does anyone else have the same problem as me?....first thing in the morning before i even get out of bed i let rip several times!..i cant help this but my partner thinks its disgusting although he does it himself through out the day!...any remedies?
2006-09-19 21:38:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
No remedies, but all is not lost....
Fart into plastic bags & store them until you have enough in order to lift you up into the air. You can fly over your neighbourhood & take photos of all the houses which are breaking the hosepipe ban.
Then drive around these house with the photos & blackmail the houseowners!
Your farting will have accomplished 2 things:-
(1) given you something to do rather than waste time on Yahoo
(2) provided a handy second income
As your partner is a farter as well you could do this together, although I suspect his smell like cold curry & sweaty socks whilst yours will obviously smell of roses & apple blossom!
2006-09-19 21:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you eat late at night? If so, try to cease eating several hours before you go to bed. Whilst you are sleeping, the food in your system is breaking down and building gases. If you are eating too late, these gases are building up. Also look at what you're eating, you may want to change your diet. As soon as you awake in the morning, visit the loo rather than lying in bed. At least that way your farts are a private thing between you and the bathroom as opposed to you and your partner.
2006-09-19 21:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Sue S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get the distinct feeling UR partner's jealous.
U can't do anything about a perfectly normal bodily function.
UR bowels wouldn't work if U didn't, the passage of gas is essential 4 regularity.
My advice do nothing & don't waste time worrying about either.
There's far more inportant things 2 worry about than ripping in the morning!
2006-09-19 21:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best way is not to eat late, stop eating 3-4 hours B 4 you go to bed. And if you do eat late, do some stretches before you go to bed & twist at the waist....maybe you can work it all out B 4 you go to bed! Cheers!
2006-09-19 21:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by ICUsmile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends of what you eat. I believe drink water before you sleep, and milk is a good idea. Do not eat late night or eating rubbish food.
2006-09-19 22:38:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y is that a problem better to fart in bed than in a lift! lol
2006-09-19 22:33:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him it is his punishment for his farts, you are only returning the favor.
I think it is gross for both of you to do this. Go to the bathroom and tell him to do the same.
2006-09-19 21:45:22 · answer #7 · answered by arejokerswild 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you having anal sex ? The loosened sphincter ani probably does not let you hold the wind till toilet.
2006-09-19 22:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by shakira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless your name is Slack Alice, why can't you hold them in until you hit the bowl?
2006-09-19 21:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to shut up everybody farts its nothing to be ashamed off unless you've not been with him long
2006-09-20 02:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋