Make a story using the following mathematical terms?

Question

1) parabola
2) sine curve
3) algebra
4) quadratic formula
5) 6969
6) 12345

Answer 1

Parabola and Sine curve met in an algebra class, there was an instant quadratic formula between them, and they started dating, soon they fell in love, the sex was amazing, and all they did all night long was 69-69, over the years the couple had 5 amazing children, they named them 1,2,3,4,5.
lol

Answer 2

parabola and sine curve and brothers. they have the same habit. that means parabola is a curve on X-Y plane and sinx=y also represent parabola on X-Y plane.

parents of parabola and sine curve are algebra and quadratic formula.

that means, without algebra and quadratic formula, there cannot be parabola and algebra.

algebra's date of birth is 6-9-69 now, he is 37 years old.

quadratic formula 's date of birth is 12-3-45. now she is 61 years old.

quadratic formmula is mother cause only quadratic formula can produce parabola on X-Y plane.

Answer 3

Once upon a time, little Jimmy was sitting in school. He raised his hand and said "Ms. Stevens, I don't feel well. Can I go see the nurse? I think I have parabola." Ms Stevens replied "Don't you mean ebola? Since you're not bleeding from your eyes, I don't think you need to go to the nurse. Until you start hemorrhaging from all of your orfices, finish your homework. The sine curve that you drew on your last test was all wrong. I couldn't figure out what that had to do with Shakespeare's Hamlet. Don't you know this is English class?"

With that, Jimmy put away his algebra textbook and fished through his desk for his copy of Shakespeare's Hamlet: The Cliff Notes. Unfortunately, he couldn't find it, but quickly let out a sigh of relief as the lunch bell rang.

As he walk through the hall on his way to the cafeteria, he stopped off at his locker to grab some $1.38 in lunch money from his wallet (that was all he had today). That morning, his mom had been too busy having a somersault contest in her bedroom with Uncle Milk Man. For some reason, whenever his dad was away on business, Uncle Milk Man would come and have a sleepover with mommy. Anyway, with the contest well under way into round seven, his mom didn't have time to make Jimmy any lunch and she had forgot to leave him any money, so he would have to buy his own.

At the cafeteria, he noticed there was a special on day-old chocolate milk and green licorice with sprinkles. "Licorice isn't supposed to have sprinkles.... and the sprinkles look like they're moving. Is that normal? How much?" asked Jimmy. "Yes, it's normal" replied the burly woman at the cash register. "It's 69 cents for the milk and 69 cents for the licorice." Jimmy began to giggle. "I'm sorry, how much?" he asked again. "69 69, can't you read the gigantic sign I made with crayons and glitter paint?" Jimmy snickered again as he handed the nice lady his $1.38 and went to find a table.

Just then, Tom, the school bully, jumped in front of Jimmy and knocked his milk and licorice to the ground. "I can count higher than you. I can count all the way to seven. 1 2 3 4 5. Haha, beat that" yelled Tom the bully. "Umm, that's only to 5" replied Jimmy. "How the hell did you make it to high school anyway?"

With that, Tom the bully looked like he was about to cry, but instead of shedding a tear of defeat, he let out a shrill whistle. Suddenly, Jimmy was surrounded by four ninjas, all brandishing katana swords. Calmly, Jimmy dropped his school bag from his shoulders, rolled up his shirt sleeves and removed his mighty quadratic equation. The ninjas began to move in from all sides. There was a tremendous scuffle, but before the dust settled, all four ninjas lay slain upon the cold concrete floor of the cafeteria. Jimmy wiped the blood from his quadratic equation and shouldered his school bag as he walked through the doors.

Just as he passed into the hall, he stopped, turned and winked at little Tiffany Saunders. He blew her a kiss, causing her to swoon with lust. As she regained consciousness, Tiffany and the rest of the school, saw Jimmy turn and walk off into the distance... nothing but a black silouette against the setting sun.

That night, Jimmy's organs proceeded to liquefy and he died of ebola before the new sun could pop its cheerful face above the trees.

Answer 4

para has got ebola but sine has got the curves and al loves the zebras and quad is an erratic formula one driver and sine got ebola doing 6969 with para so you can wish them good health just dial 12345.