why the yankees will never win another world series....because of their "devoted" fans!!
1.) balding white conservative with a beer gut screaming for his downtrodden wife to get him a cold one
2.) mouthy *** fan screaming from the stands and throwing bottles or sharp objects at players from opposing teams
3.) benchwarmers for their highschool teams who talked the loudest but never went anywhere in their dreams of glory
4.) cry and complain when George "old windbag" can't buy another world series title with his $3 billion dollar payroll
AND
5.) beats on his kids, plays bumper cars with pedestrians/other drivers, and thinks the world owes him a World Series ring.
Yankee fans need to buy yourself a New York Times and use it as toilet paper for your overhyped, overrated and overpaid team!
paid for by: a loyal Boston Redsox fan tired of hearing Yankee fans whine every year!:)
2006-09-19 14:59:58 · 4 answers · asked by WORD UP G 1 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Your Yankee envy is pathetic. There's always next year losers.
2006-09-19 19:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three fan's are walking to Yankee Stadium for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series,when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes,An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman,One man placed his Orolies baseball cap on her right breast,the Yankee fan placed his cap on her left breast,and the Red sox fan put his cap over her crotch.They then called the police.The cop lifted up the Orolies cap and made a few notes,then he lifted the Yankees cap and made a few more notes.Then he lifted the Red sox cap,put it down, lifted it again and put it down ,when he lifted it the third time the Red Sox fan said What are you doing? Are you some kind of a pervert,or what? The cop said,i'm just confused,usally when i see a Red Sox cap There's an ASSHOLE under it.
2006-09-20 21:10:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u need to get a life u loser, this is the yankees year and when they win the world series i am coming looking for u and i am going to make u eat your words. who is better right now?
yankees or boston? yanks have the bettr record and looks like boston wont make the playoffs this year. so whos better yankees r all the way. go nyy, this is there year baby..
2006-09-20 18:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by smiley283 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the obvious, we reversed the curse on them! as for the sox, I hope they are healthy next year and fill in a few pieces in the off season
2006-09-19 22:10:54 · answer #4 · answered by hey you 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋