My truck is hard to start, doesn't run as well as it used to, and generally misbehaves in lots of ways. How should I go about disciplining it?
2006-09-19 14:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by roskez13 5 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
If a Ford, cajoled it, A Chevy, cussed it and a Chrysler, kicked it. All of these particular actions showed some effect. However, the threat of being pushed off a cliff, or sold to a scrapyard, all also seemed to show positive results. Best advice at this point, is to know how old it is, and what breed, as behavior modification is very dependent on this information, however, contrary to popular belief, color doesn't matter.
2006-09-19 15:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by yp_al_spruce_pine 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hit the nut behind the wheel with a large hammer. Repeat as needed!!!
2006-09-19 22:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by fire4511 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you've been a neglectful parent. Perhaps it's time to call Car Protective Services.
2006-09-19 22:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by L96vette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drive it over a bridge. If it crawls out of the river, you better run.
2006-09-19 22:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to its room without supper
2006-09-19 22:05:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Change your spark plugs, wires, and distributor cap
2006-09-19 22:05:07 · answer #6 · answered by klairyker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk hateful if that doesn't help wear it out in private of course
2006-09-19 22:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by scott s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spooge on the air cleaner.
2006-09-19 22:01:00 · answer #8 · answered by united9198 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive a neon............that does it every time
2006-09-19 22:40:46 · answer #9 · answered by shreck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋